Work and Religion: Mind your own beeswax, Amanda

Mind your own beeswax, Amanda

By look in the mirror bitch - 10/11/2020 14:04

Today, I called someone out for her brazen homophobia. She was ranting about how gays are sinners. When I mentioned that she had three children by three different men, all out of wedlock, and was currently living with her boyfriend, also considered a sin, she reported me to HR for harassment. FML

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By bad boss - 03/04/2018 01:30

Today, I had to reprimand an employee for her bad attitude and terrible work performance. She went to HR and said I harassed her for being gay. Guess who they believed. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2019 18:00

Today, I was fired from my job. Why? My boss didn't like that my manager and I are friends outside of work, and he thinks we are sleeping together. She's gay and I live with my boyfriend of 5 years. He blamed it on me wearing the wrong shoes 3 weeks ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML

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By BearMan - 09/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML

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By Lunar-Spice - 23/07/2019 04:05

Today, I asked one of the girls at work out on a date. She responded by filing a harassment complaint. Now, I can't speak to her at all without being written up. FML

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Snitch

By Cerie - 06/10/2022 16:00

Today, I confronted my coworker, who I had a crush on, for lying to me. He’d told me he was gay when I asked him out. He’s now dating another coworker of mine who’s a woman. He took this up with my boss, and I was written up for “creating a hostile work environment.” FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 01:46 - United States - Blythe

Today, a woman accused me of bullying her son, and said that she is going to get me fired. Her son is a 27-year-old teacher at my school, whom I disciplined for showing up drunk. FML

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The Terminator

By Manny Managerson - 23/11/2020 11:01 - United States

Today, a furious woman stormed into my job, demanding to know why I fired her precious baby boy. I explained that watching porn on the clock is grounds for termination. She screamed that I was lying about him and that she’ll see me in court for slandering him. I had to call the cops to make her leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2013 06:19 - United States - Avon

Today, my bitchy co-worker decided that being given a compliment on her shoes is sexual harassment, and worthy of reporting me to our boss over. FML

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Shit stirrer

By PrinceJ - 27/10/2018 17:30

Today, my girlfriend's homophobic cousin claimed she saw me making out with my gay friend in public. I was home alone all day, but my girlfriend is crying and unconvinced. FML

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coius 23

Tuesday 10 November 2020 16:46

Claim you are gay/bi and she’s creating a hostile work environment by bashing your lifestyle. If they retaliate, threaten to sue on grounds of discrimination. Makes you a harder target in case they decide to “discipline” you:

JasonThorn 19

Tuesday 10 November 2020 22:14

There's an old joke about learning two things about wrestling with a pig: 1. You get mud all over you. 2. The pig likes it. Best to go to HR first rather than engaging them on their level.

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coius 23

Tuesday 10 November 2020 16:46

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 10 November 2020 18:28

If you're in the civilized world or a blue state, you'll be ok. If you're in a red state, you'll get canned for rejecting the white trash lifestyle.

JasonThorn 19

Tuesday 10 November 2020 22:14

There's an old joke about learning two things about wrestling with a pig: 1. You get mud all over you. 2. The pig likes it. Best to go to HR first rather than engaging them on their level.

Brightside86 30

Wednesday 11 November 2020 2:37

Of course that happened, you shouldn't have expected anything else. People don't want to be called out on their shit and the workplace doesn't benefit from drama being created.