Method acting

By Anonymous - 27/05/2010 04:10 - United States

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Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone sex. FML
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hellokinky2 0

umm, I think you're in charge of that one. fail on ur part

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penpal33 7

Did you, for a minute, think that the problem may be on your side instead of his? :-)

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crazyteenagegirl 2

I know what that's like I had a bf once who could make me cum all the time but then i dated another guy who just couldn't do it i always had to fake it and we had phone sex EVERY NIGHT it sucked but just keep telling him its great its what he needs to hear

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xNephilim 18

Or, you know, you can tell him what your ex did to make you have an ******. Don't say "my ex did this!" but tell him, "doing it like this usually gets me going" and demonstrate it. Fail on your part, dear.

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rubyliu8420 7

Ydi absolutely! It's your job to get yourself off during phone sex.

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Sleepy_Nerd 5

if you have to fake orgasms, dont, teach him how to better please you

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Rectov 10

*boyfriend gets on fml*

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Xkillz302 10

talk to the guy guild him and I'm sure he could take you there

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