Method acting

By Anonymous - 27/05/2010 04:10 - United States

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Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone sex. FML
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hellokinky2 0

umm, I think you're in charge of that one. fail on ur part

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penpal33 7

Did you, for a minute, think that the problem may be on your side instead of his? :-)

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corran006 0

If you can't get off yourself, you can't expect your Boyfriend to be able to do it either.

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canitbe 0

#53. agree. op. that's pretty much your fault. learn to understand your body. and don't be a jerk. a lie. no on likes a jerk that Lies.

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picturescrazy 24

Wow... I agree with the people above. If you can't get yourself off, you're screwed. But screwed in a way in which you will not enjoy it.

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briannacyrus 0

That's incredibly unfortunate on your behalf if you can't get yourself off. unless you just didn't try, then it's not so bad I suppose.

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iBeRockin 0

Phone sex is hot. Unless he failed at talking dirty and turned you off, I don't see why you'd have to fake it.

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gilgamesh47 0

I disagree. if you fake it too much he could do the wrong thing thinking he's pleasing you when he's just as capable of doing the right thing.

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iFagatron 0

1) real sex is better, chances are he agrees and practises it without you. 2) you should really know how to please yourself before trying to please him in a fail manner. Just sayin'.

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OhPandaPanda 0

LOL I loe this :P 72 must have never had phone sex. When a guy comes it's over and you most likely have to fake it so you don't make him feel bad. Next time, have one quick so you can get off too.

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Sleepy_Nerd 5

or teach him how to make you ******, then you both get one from eachother, instead of lying and making him think he's good at sex when he is terrible

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1LL337 0

If you have to fake it, you ain't gonna make it. Get yourself a real man who knows how to please a lady

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