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By smokeysarah94 - 04/03/2013 01:17 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boss and I had to come up with a code to call if a person acts inappropriately towards me because I "attract too many weirdos." FML
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dr_snow_bear 29

At least your boss cares about you. Be glad.

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Racky_fml 14

At least you can say you're attracting customers, even if they are weird.

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freckleface221 19

I can relate. I only wish my boss would help keep me away from every freak that starts hitting on me.

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andyyroxx 20

Now give me a photograph of your biliary glands.

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karlcolt45 19

I had an old guy creep on a co worker once. I asked if he was her grandad..he said that he was hoping she'd call him daddy hahah sooo scary

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calivianya 29

It is, especially when employers aren't as nice as OP's and always insist the customer is always right, no matter how creepy...

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node_fml 5

Stripping is a tough job. Keep it classy

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lulubelles 33

She has a queue? She should really hurry up then!

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theSPSstudios 7

Well, your employed at least.

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pussystank 18

THANK GOD....FOR ONCE THERE IS AN FML THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE A BOSS WHO IS A DICK.

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Zomg_Okay 26

I CAN'T HEAR YOU. COULD YOU SPEAK A LITTLE LOUDER?

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pussystank 18

NO....I WASN'T SPEAKING I WAS TYPING A COMMENT.

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whY402Jay 12

Take that as a very unusual compliment.

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Enslaved 36

Code-- Operation: Radio Head? "But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doin' here? I don't belong here"

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EpicSquishii 21

I can't complain about attracting weirdos. I'm a weirdo myself and definitely enjoy similar company. I DON'T like creepy weirdos that mouth-breathe and stare lingeringly though, so I can appreciate the necessity.

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