Transportation, Cars and Accident: Magic moment

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By spongebob squarepants - 28/02/2018 01:30

Today, I rear-ended someone while trying to watch my odometer hit 80,000 miles. FML

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You deserved it 7 384

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2015 13:13 - United States - Crawfordville

Today, I was intently watching my odometer to see it change from 99,999 to 100,000 when I ran into the back of another vehicle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 281

You deserved it 31 606

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 726

You deserved it 48 501

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 08:00 - United States - Nashville

Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML

I agree, your life sucks 522

You deserved it 969

By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 509

You deserved it 92 577

By trafficfail - 01/06/2011 16:43

Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 765

You deserved it 2 823

By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 511

You deserved it 43 576

By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 255

You deserved it 4 148

By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 976

You deserved it 13 760

By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 813

You deserved it 197

By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 315

You deserved it 56 463

Sinshine 28

Wednesday 28 February 2018 3:46

Dude if crap like that distracts you that much, you're a danger to everyone around you. Please swith to using public transportation.

ohsnapword 21

Wednesday 28 February 2018 2:25

Did you get it on your Snapchat as well?

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arandomperson97 18

Wednesday 28 February 2018 5:57

So... ydi. Plain and simple.

Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 28 February 2018 6:30

What's the big deal? Walk into any competant chop shop and they can program your odometer to read whatever you want.

onceuponatime456 16

Wednesday 28 February 2018 17:03

Keep your eyes on the road asshole!!!

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 1 March 2018 14:50

I can see myself doing the same thing, which is why I don't drive. YDI. And keep your eyes on the road.

arioch_fml 20

Friday 2 March 2018 4:51

Is your name Either Roger or Klaus by any chance?

tonyfan00 38

Friday 2 March 2018 5:56

Plot Twist: OP was piloting a plane.

Zeatha Mistron 7

Friday 2 March 2018 23:04

You gotta have a buddy with you to take a picture of the odometer as it’s turning.

Andrei I 9

Monday 5 March 2018 1:23

did you get to 80k though???

White Trash 10

Tuesday 1 May 2018 19:31

Oh poor you. I hope that guy that you rear ended apologized for existing asshole.

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