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By Anonymous - 18/05/2014 04:48 - United States

Today, while lifeguarding, I slipped and fell from my chair and onto the cement. Embarrassed and actually quite hurt, I tried to climb back up to the chair, but it tipped. I fell half onto the cement half into the pool, just before the chair landed on top of me. FML
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geekbuscus 19

Come on, OP. Don't let gravity bring you down.

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DeeDeeJay 15

That sounds painful. I hope somebody helped.

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Gremlinek 16

Just one of those days that it is the best to lay down go to sleep and don't get up till tomorrow.

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Soundslikeothers 15

Bad Luck Brian: Becomes a Lifeguard, Needs Saving

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hulopro 16

There's only one thing to do left... Sue.

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Rainhawk94 27

I know a sue, nice lady

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mansen 15

And now I have the song 'A Boy Named Sue', running through my mind.

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Mandybruin 15

#49: Would she allow OP to do her? No? Never mind.

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Capitan 15

Just stay home today.

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ihpp 22

geez thats rough. cement is no joke. I sincerely hope your okay op.

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vikky538 28

wow...that must have hurt you so bad. get well soon and try to climb the chiar again...

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VengeanceChicken 12

sorry for stating the obvious here, but that sounded like it REALLY hurt. hope you're alright, OP!

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skip_m 6

After all that you have no choice but to take a bow, pack your things, drive to another state, and change your name.

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