School, Weird, Cats and Teachers: Look Rufus…

Look Rufus…

By jumbledgirl - 10/01/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML

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By Liz - 09/01/2009 08:54 - France

Today, I was teaching a class, but the kids were all talking and chattering. After three soapbox-style speeches about how, "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went, "Meow." FML

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By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By roomie487 - 06/10/2009 21:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML

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By randomgirl - 07/01/2012 14:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

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By atterz123 - 12/02/2009 13:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML

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By izu - 16/09/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

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It wasn't me

By sonotsuave - 04/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML

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By teacher - 07/09/2014 21:05 - United States - Apo

Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML

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By Talkingbeforethinking - 16/03/2019 18:00

Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML

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TheMaster15 10

Tuesday 10 January 2012 11:44

Bitches always be crazy.

WaSiSimiLang 8

Tuesday 10 January 2012 11:45

Well what did your teacher say about you? I hope it was not an it's-our-little-secret-for-now-she's-dead-soon-anyway-tee-hee-hee type of conversation o.0

Comments

Roodabear1 1

Tuesday 10 January 2012 15:34

my name is rufus... FML

capnbzarr 43

Tuesday 10 January 2012 18:17

If this is the worst thing that happens to you today, then you really have nothing to complain about.

linkinpark98 23

Tuesday 10 January 2012 15:49

O_o.....

Mkbitch 2

Tuesday 10 January 2012 18:24

Steal Rufus from her desk, gut him, and put it back on her desk. The look on your teacher's face will make you feel better.

capnbzarr 43

Tuesday 10 January 2012 18:45

If it's taxidermy (stuffed) that means it's already been gutted, presumably by a professional.

ThecomingofTan 9

Tuesday 10 January 2012 18:25

She could have been doing that to mess with you. I sometimes talk to the mannequins in the Old Navy, but that is just because they won't put out.

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 10 January 2012 19:59

"Don't be passive-aggressive, Ms. Teacher! If ya got something to say to me, say it to my face & leave the pussy out of it!" *student swats the stuffed animal off the desk*

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 10 January 2012 20:30

Show up the next day with a stuffed dog named "Doofus" & start talking to it about your teacher...2 can play at this game!

sxdryv 14

Tuesday 10 January 2012 20:53

Mr. Garrison?

Aliluv141 3

Tuesday 10 January 2012 22:07

Oh my gosh I had a teacher like that. She was creepy to scary part was she made me talk to her stuffed yorkie terrier when I was havin a bad day. Ug chills!