Birthday, Lonely and Work: Lonely boy - FML

Lonely boy

By unloved - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, it's my birthday, and the only person that called me was my boss. He wants me to cover his shift tonight. FML

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lovestrong 0

Friday 15 October 2010 1:03

Awh that sucks, Happy Birthday tho :)

perdix 29

Friday 15 October 2010 1:19

If nobody cares about you, you might as well work and make some money. With what you urned, um, I mean, earned, you can buy a person to care about you for a while. The rates vary based on the attractiveness of this employee and how you want them to show how they care for you.

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aimeebooxoxo 0

Friday 15 October 2010 4:00

tell the ****** your busy.. happy birthday tho! (:

CeliacChick 0

Friday 15 October 2010 4:03

Happy Birthday! :)

ijenah 0

Friday 15 October 2010 4:04

happy birthday :)

xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0

Friday 15 October 2010 4:05

happy birthday(: ......loner..butdontworrybecauseiwillbeyourbestbudforever(:

ishida1235 0

Friday 15 October 2010 4:13

what does op stand for

angusr71 0

Friday 15 October 2010 4:29

that sucks

nessiedisaster 0

Friday 15 October 2010 4:34

happy birthday!

Lorysa 11

Friday 15 October 2010 4:40

Happy belated Birthday! : ) I wish I could send you a cake.

kaylaamariee 9

Friday 15 October 2010 4:46

is it just me? or are other people tired of the birthday fml's too?

Amber_the_Great 0

Friday 15 October 2010 13:57

Probably just you.

avirus 0

Friday 15 October 2010 4:49

happy bday:)

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