Birthday, Lonely and Work: Lonely boy - FML

Lonely boy

By unloved - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, it's my birthday, and the only person that called me was my boss. He wants me to cover his shift tonight. FML

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lovestrong 0

Friday 15 October 2010 1:03

Awh that sucks, Happy Birthday tho :)

perdix 29

Friday 15 October 2010 1:19

If nobody cares about you, you might as well work and make some money. With what you urned, um, I mean, earned, you can buy a person to care about you for a while. The rates vary based on the attractiveness of this employee and how you want them to show how they care for you.

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bariman73 0

Friday 15 October 2010 4:52

ouch

Xavi89 0

Friday 15 October 2010 4:55

hahaha.

needlepoke 0

Friday 15 October 2010 4:55

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! XD

thatguy133 1

Friday 15 October 2010 4:59

happy birthday!!! at least we cared! :D

samiboy9 0

Friday 15 October 2010 5:01

happy birthday stupid peoples forget or... a suprise birthday party

Yuuko 0

Friday 15 October 2010 5:02

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D now go get high or something to cheer up...

sofiaaa_fml 0

Friday 15 October 2010 5:09

awe :( I'm sorry...but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Rizzyk83 0

Friday 15 October 2010 5:14

it's because nobody likes you

AlvaTheStarvingA 0

Friday 15 October 2010 5:21

@77- Dave Chappel..? and OP, I think that's pretty awesome. You should take this to your advantage. Vengence is sweet, yes?

TheLoneArtist 0

Friday 15 October 2010 5:27

sounds like a lack of facebook to me

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