Lonely boy

By unloved - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, it's my birthday, and the only person that called me was my boss. He wants me to cover his shift tonight. FML
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lovestrong 0

Awh that sucks, Happy Birthday tho :)

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perdix 29

If nobody cares about you, you might as well work and make some money. With what you urned, um, I mean, earned, you can buy a person to care about you for a while. The rates vary based on the attractiveness of this employee and how you want them to show how they care for you.

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iliveinthesky_fml 0

aww that's shitty- but happy bday!! tell him if he pays you double you'll take it!

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docmorpheus 0

b'days are overrated, but if it means so much to you reach out to a friend/family member and say 'hey a**hole you forgot my b'day' then make a plan to get sloshed tonight with the money you're making with the extra shift ;) Happy B'day!

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aspnet_rules 0

Awwwwww, someone didn't remember OP's birthday. Boohoo, God striketh ye downeth witheth Hiseth wratheth. Thoueth shalteth beeth strongeth, Heeth says...eth.

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eriinbaby 0

happy birthday! :)

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rofflewaffle 9

That's when you lie and say you've already made plans with friends or family from out-of-state, or reservations at a restaurant, or you bought movie tickets, or basically anything. If he thinks you're lying, he can look up your birth date in the computer from when you were hired.

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rofflewaffle 9

But happy birthday, anyway. 

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Freygodoflight 0

happy birthday at least :)

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