Lonely boy

By unloved - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, it's my birthday, and the only person that called me was my boss. He wants me to cover his shift tonight. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 097
You deserved it 3 129

Top comments

lovestrong 0

Awh that sucks, Happy Birthday tho :)

perdix 29

If nobody cares about you, you might as well work and make some money. With what you urned, um, I mean, earned, you can buy a person to care about you for a while. The rates vary based on the attractiveness of this employee and how you want them to show how they care for you.

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Happy happy happy birthday. I moderated this one too ;D

twinny_sc 13

That's what I was thinking too. I mean OP purposely would have to avoid people to have no friends.

twinny_sc 13

If it makes you feel any better my birthday was awesome.

lol i don't think it will make him feel better.

twinny_sc 13

It should. I had a great time and so did my friends. OP is just being selfish.

yea i know thats why i said it won't make the op feel better

cmad1 0

happy birthday!!!! today's my friends birthday to.

awww happy bday! fyi i was on crutches on my bday

cmad1 0

22- happy birthday! mines was last week.

perdix 29

If nobody cares about you, you might as well work and make some money. With what you urned, um, I mean, earned, you can buy a person to care about you for a while. The rates vary based on the attractiveness of this employee and how you want them to show how they care for you.

perdix 29

I'm not saying that's what I'd do. I'm just sayin' . . .