Let me Slytherin

By Wisconsin love - 13/12/2010 17:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML
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lil_miss_blair 0

don't complain, your boyfriend rocks.

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SynchronicityII 0

After that, did he conjure up an ****** with his "magic wand"?

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sexynerd 0

Parseltongue is used to speak to snakes but not only snakes can understand it, wizards who know parseltongue can talk to each other using it, and if u watched the movie, harry opened the chamber of secretes in moaning myrtles bathroom by saying open in parseltongue to the sink(the only snake there was sketched into the side of the sink) he also used it later in the chamber to open another door that had metal snakes on it

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purplechickk99 0

he uses is to get that snake away from Justin when malfoy shot the Snake out of his wand at Harry during dueling lessons taught by professor snape and professor Lockhart

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boatkicker 4

And in book 7 with Mrs Bagshot.... or whatever.

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I_like_chicken 0

u reprayed this after posting it as a reply to another comment, and it still fails

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naximus93 0

I loved the part where you said "whatever," so that wouldn't look nerdy.

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boatkicker 4

It was so that I didn't leave too much in the way of spoilers. Although now that I think about it, the books been out for long enough that anyone whose going to read it already has, and the movie's out now too (that part anyways), so there's not really any reason to dance around that anymore.

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rattusrattus 18

I thought You-Know-Who wasn't into relationships. Or sex. Or any form of human intimacy at all. Sorry Bellatrix.

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DahkLohd 4

That was just my excuse for not being able to get any...until now. ;)

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boatkicker 4

You could easily have had Bellatrix! Do you find the idea of sleeping with another man's wife unfavorable? Does that mean you actually have some strange morals? I'm surprised!

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simran9 0

actually, not just you know who is a parselmouth. it may have been Harry or Salazar!

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DahkLohd 4

@75 - Nah, Bellatrix was always too much of a clinger. @129 - True, but Salazar died over 1,000 years ago, and Harry wouldn't cheat on Ginny.

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JessieMongoose 11

Lmfao. That's awesome. xD

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maniac310 2

FHL for having such a boring ass gf

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xXAlexxXx 0

I'm gonna steal your boyfriend. that's ******* amazing.

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feliciam 0

omg I know her boyfriend sounds amazing!!! well if someone did that to me it might be a turn on hahahahha!

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JasonJ 5

Okay I HAVE to meet the guy now! That was a complete WIN! your boyfriend is awsome!

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lyncecelia 13

that is funny! FYL for not having a sense of humor!

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