Le epic bacon

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML
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Spinnmaster 1

Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!

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fudawee 4

I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.

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Suekoff16 3

Bacon Strips and Bacon Strips and Bacon Strips. An awesome bacon weave. MusclesGlasses is coming for you

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Rick_S 3

It sucks that someone made you something out of something you hate. But I think it sucks a little more for you that you hate bacon. Seriously. It's bacon!

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Doortje 29

Unless you're a vegetarian, you ARE being ungrateful. Ok, so you don't like bacon, but your friends made you a CASTLE out of bacon. It takes some time to make something like that, and they probably thought you'd like it. So suck it up, and eat some bacon. And this is coming from a vegetarian!

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Trev_BOT 0

it is a big deal! bacon is a gift from heaven

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bacon4life 1

You should be ashamed of yourself. A bacon castle is one of the greatest gifts a man could hope to receive.

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jacquesromualdez 12

Poor unloved bacon. Could you at least send some for us bacon lovers instead?

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Cmdr_Shepard 17

YDI for hating bacon. Your friends took all that time to make a bacon castle, show some respect.

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GraceKathryn97 0

Ok wow! That would be the BEST birthday present EVER!!! That is EPIC!!!:D

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MeJazz 7

The FML should've read "Today, I hate bacon and am therefore the most unreasonable person ever. FML"

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