Friends, Birthday, Food and Surprise: Le epic bacon - FML

Le epic bacon

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

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Spinnmaster 1

Wednesday 26 October 2011 18:56

Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!

fudawee 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 20:06

I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.

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holdenthemonkey 3

Wednesday 26 October 2011 20:34

Your friends rock and you do not sir. Even if you threw-in that you are vegetarian and/or Muslim... there is no excuse. Ungrateful you are; burn in pig fat you will. Your friends deserve major props...'epic' as quoted from another here. If you find anyone that agrees with you, get their information so you can hang with them on your next b-day for some crazy games of checkers! I am livid and I hate you.

froggie937 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 20:36

U suck who does not like. Bacon

Stoneyyay 5

Wednesday 26 October 2011 20:41

ydi it for ******* hating bacon. let alone a castoe of orgasmness. my ex turned from vegitarian when i force fed her bacon XD

Sniper3000 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 20:43

But you are ungrateful

thatguy32692 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 20:44

Ur a communist if u don't like bacon.... Just sayin

kin3463 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 20:47

I don't like bacon that much either. Its not good for you and its so greasy! I would try to pretend to be grateful to them but for the love of birthdays, MAKE YOURSELF A CAKE!!!

Spazz420 7

Wednesday 26 October 2011 20:51

Who hates bacon? My bf would've loved that

T552 12

Wednesday 26 October 2011 20:52

I can't think of anything better. I want my friends to make me a bacon castle for my birthday!

MAWZ_fml 7

Wednesday 26 October 2011 20:52

How can a person NOT like bacon!?

MarioDragon 14

Wednesday 26 October 2011 20:54

The internet killed and murdered and maimed bacon, like 500 other things. I don't blame you.

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