Kids, Poopoo peepee and Miscellaneous: Know your place - FML

Know your place

By slingerslasher - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - New York

Today, I was using the short urinal when I heard someone say, "Ahem!" in a loud voice. I looked back to see an angry little kid. He made me switch urinals so he could use the short one. I got urinal-evicted by a little boy. FML

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mergeterge 24

Wednesday 6 July 2016 9:13

Well I mean, was it meant for children...?

Anika_09 17

Wednesday 6 July 2016 9:17

Why were you using it if it was the kid urinal ??

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retardalert 10

Friday 15 July 2016 3:49

Here's the answer, don't be a lil bitch

JackFaire 27

Friday 9 September 2016 16:26

Sorry but I am on the kid's side I am 5'7 and as a little kid I was the short one. It's not funny having one urnial you can't use empty and someone that could using the one I needed.

burnforeternity 30

Sunday 2 July 2017 22:03

If you're already using the urinal, don't move, finish first.

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