Know your place

By slingerslasher - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - New York

Today, I was using the short urinal when I heard someone say, "Ahem!" in a loud voice. I looked back to see an angry little kid. He made me switch urinals so he could use the short one. I got urinal-evicted by a little boy. FML
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mergeterge 24

Well I mean, was it meant for children...?

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Anika_09 17

Why were you using it if it was the kid urinal ??

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Comments

captainsmegma 12

Everyone knows the guy with the biggest dick makes the rules at the urinal. Sorry op.

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Bunnyluver 20

Hey, I like using the cute baby toilet in Walmart, but only when I really need to or know a parent with kids won't come.

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

There are any number of reasons why you might have been using that - it might have been the only one free when you got there (yes, I know it wasn't but the kid didn't know that). The kid can wait or if he can't wait he can use a cubicle.

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mattrd_fml 31

should have made him wait it doesn't take that long to pee.

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caliguy08 17

That's awesome.... Good for the little kid

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hendrvii 1

The short urinal is also used by the gifted men XD

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blacklightening 11

tell him to piss off. he can use another or wait

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fictionaldiary 11

So wait, you were using a facility meant for young children and are upset that you had to move? Do you also make old people stand up on the bus and park in handicapped parking spaces?

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