Knackered

By Karen - 05/03/2012 02:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, in the middle of sex my boyfriend asked if he could use the bathroom. It would've been fine, if he didn't fall asleep on the toilet. FML
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theunwiseone 4

He probably finished himself off in the bathroom and fell asleep.

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unjustlychicken 10

Maybe you just tired him out that much....

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proud2fly 7

If you gotta go, you gotta go. Would you rather them go on you? I think not.

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GVirdi 11

I see that on every sex FML now..

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israelnotjacob 20

He could have just suddenly gotten a really bad intestinal cramp. Trying to finish sex when it feels like your bowels are about to explode would be far more unpleasant. It would be awkward to have leave during sex, but sometimes you have no choice.

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GVirdi 11

Calm down he was just resting so he'll have enough energy for another around OP's probably too much for the poor guy

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Sumo69 9

Trying to pretending you're sleeping on the toilet trick to get out of sex not very original

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slushpup9696 12

28 - Well don't have sex with guys who don't treat you well.

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I_heart_sex 1

Maybe you seeking attention from the wrong set of guys.

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greenmen 12

I can't imagine how sex can bore guys! ????????????

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MelLynn 0

It can for many reason the girls vajayjay been ran threw and it's stretched an squishy sliding in like a sliding board. At least that's what my male co workers say. A vajayjay should be tight and wet not loose.

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