Intimacy: Kinda sus

Kinda sus

By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 21:31 - United Kingdom - Watford

Today, let's just say it's not always a good idea to storm into your mum's bedroom after hearing several loud slaps accompanied by yelps. What sounds like domestic violence might just be your mum and step-dad's foreplay. For Christ's sake, I need brain bleach. FML

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By gummy - 03/05/2019 16:00

Today, despite asking her to stop countless times, my stepmom still barges into my room explosively and without warning. I faint when startled. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By pasha - 16/05/2015 00:51 - Canada - Beamsville

Today, my overly-clean mum decided to drop by and surprise me by cleaning my house while I was out jogging. She used half a bottle of bleach, and now it hurts to blink, let alone breathe. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 19:28 - United States - Warren

Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 19/09/2013 17:32 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. My dad was having a bad day and was rude from the outset, but things went to total hell when he started screaming that he'd "kill" our microwave if it didn't "shut the hell up". My girlfriend now thinks we're a family of abusive psychos. FML

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Jumpy

By bunny - 12/10/2022 12:00

Today, as always, my mom slams every door she closes. I faint when I hear loud sounds. FML

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Mum

By mummer11 - 15/11/2013 17:49 - Ireland

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML

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Stand up for yourself

By eff that asshole! - 26/06/2022 00:01

Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 15:00 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML

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MzZombicidal 36

Sunday 26 October 2014 8:29

You should never EVER just walk right into your parents room. >.< The reason why you did it is sweet, though. You're a good son. :)

mcleod 17

Sunday 26 October 2014 8:28

Always knock!

Comments

dontblamemeagain 6

Sunday 26 October 2014 10:58

Oh shit sorry man, I can lend you my brain bleach if you want?

laalaleslie 13

Sunday 26 October 2014 11:36

This would be the ideal moment for the neurolyser from Men in Black to exist.

weveallbeenthere 30

Sunday 26 October 2014 14:02

I wish I had one of those.

HeartYou101 31

Sunday 26 October 2014 11:40

Why are people asking why he didn't knock first? He thought his mother was actually being beaten!!

vikky538 28

Sunday 26 October 2014 13:10

and also some bleach for your eyes...

demonfacee 14

Sunday 26 October 2014 13:15

Yeah, it's not really a good idea. You had a valid reason to storm into their room though, so FYL. They must like really rough foreplay.

patrickalamo 47

Sunday 26 October 2014 13:25

50 shades of brain bleaching...

iwanttogotoparis 26

Sunday 26 October 2014 14:07

I would be horrified!!

xxcaitlannxx 15

Sunday 26 October 2014 14:25

You poor man.

captainsmegma 12

Sunday 26 October 2014 15:26

So mommy likes a few slaps to the ass. Now you know.

drmisin 5

Sunday 26 October 2014 15:49

Next time yell really loud; "Mom! I'm coming"!

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