Awkward and Work: Kill me now

Kill me now

By bademployee - 12/08/2014 23:16 - United States - Portland

Today, my boss had a lengthy and obnoxiously egocentric conversation with a colleague. After she left across the office, I stood up, looked over at my colleague, and made a sarcastic "shooting myself in the head" gesture. I saw my boss staring at me over a cubicle wall as I turned around. FML

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By fired - 23/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

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Got something for you

By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 21:48 - United States

Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML

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You deserved it 40 891

By Anonymous - 13/12/2016 15:06 - United States

Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML

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Shut up!

By Anonymous - 03/03/2013 18:03 - Germany - Augsburg

Today, I was awkwardly taking a dump at work, when a coworker in another stall started talking shit to me about our boss. I grunted and agreed, hoping he'd shut up and leave me alone. That's when a third guy sarcastically chimed in with insults from a third stall. It was our boss. FML

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You deserved it 11 218

By robert - 31/01/2012 00:20 - United States

Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML

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You deserved it 4 215

Weird guy

By thinkimquitting - 25/06/2012 21:49 - Australia - Yarraville

Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML

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You deserved it 2 577

By theshad - 10/09/2010 06:28 - Reserved

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML

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You deserved it 28 718

By Anonymous - 03/02/2016 15:06 - United States - Ventura

Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML

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You deserved it 3 162

By JEalmon12 - 23/05/2019 12:00

Today, I was bored at my office, so I started flicking my pencils at my door. My boss walked in right then to give me a raise for my "outstanding" work. She scared me so much when she walked in that I flicked a pencil right at her face. FML

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By shonfyr - 11/03/2014 21:35 - Spain

Today, it was a really slow day at work. One thing lead to another, and soon enough we were all taking turns shoving each other across the office on a swivel chair. Our boss came in during my turn, and I got singled out for a verbal warning. Everyone else got off with a disapproving glare. FML

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You deserved it 10 074

Pwib 14

Wednesday 13 August 2014 7:25

Boom, headshot.

Marie54321 19

Wednesday 13 August 2014 7:25

I bet you wished you had a real gun after you got caught

Comments

drayloon 50

Wednesday 13 August 2014 8:10

"This is what I'm doing to my job here" *bang*

lina21 12

Wednesday 13 August 2014 8:29

It's called a simple text off the office computers, or a later conversation out of office. YDI on the boss behind you. But the problem conversation, that sucks

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 13 August 2014 18:35

What happened with the bosses behind? I feel like this might be an interesting development to this FML.

Hopein2025 14

Wednesday 13 August 2014 10:48

I do that to my dad a lot :b

TisAPenguin 16

Wednesday 13 August 2014 11:27

This is exactly why I won't do that motion at work lol

iz_real69 14

Wednesday 13 August 2014 11:29

it's work....somebody is always watching lol

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 13 August 2014 11:51

Bosses can sense things...and got you there...

Axel5238 29

Wednesday 13 August 2014 12:16

Not like the internet isn't filled with stuff like this OP. You gotta watch yourself in the work place and the internet has been around long enough for people not to know stuff like this is probably a bad idea. Like dating your friend/friends brother/ or co-worker there isn't any reason not to know. There are a ton of stories. Watch what you do around customers,clients, bosses. This isn't new.