School, Pranks and Kids: Just a prank, again

Just a prank, again

By momaaa1342 - 21/10/2013 03:51 - United States - Elmwood

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

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She's 28

By beelover97 - 28/05/2022 18:00

Today, I got a phone call from my daughter’s school. Apparently she stood on top of a table and screamed, “I HAVE SYPHILIS” at the top of her lungs. She’s in kindergarten. Where in the world did she even hear that? FML

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By Bad Mommy - 21/06/2012 05:40 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML

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By massage mama - 04/08/2019 07:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school. Apparently, she told her teacher about the “special massages” mommy gives her. I’m a licensed massage therapist, and I massage my daughter with lavender to help her sleep. Now everyone thinks I’m a weirdo. FML

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Cheeky

By RB84 - 22/04/2017 02:00

Today I got a call from my daughter's school, because she claimed that she couldn't see out of her right eye. I panicked and went to pick her up. On the way to the emergency room, she turns to me and says, "I'm fine. I didn't want to take a test." FML

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By Gumfanatic302 - 07/05/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I got a call from my child's preschool saying that "Mindy keeps saying she sits on her daddy's lap and plays with his peter." My daughter meant 'puter, as in computer. Now the school is worried my husband is a child molester. FML

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By Boneo and Juliet - 16/07/2015 19:22 - United States - Amherst

Today, I accidentally texted the girl I like, "Oh god, I just choked on a boner." I meant bone. FML

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By disappointed - 01/07/2016 03:31 - United States - Rockville

Today, my eldest daughter told me about the sharp pains she's been having for the past couple of days. She also told me how she thinks it's really pointy carrots trying to escape her body. She's 11, and going to middle school. FML

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Wake up

By Anonymous - 11/12/2021 23:01

TToday, my daughter was hungover, so to teach her a lesson I started banging a pot next to her ear. An hour later, we’re in hospital. She wasn’t hungover; she hadn’t even been drinking. Her migraine was a huge aneurism one sneeze away from bursting and killing her instantly. I’m a terrible dad. FML

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Huge balls

By Anonymous - 10/10/2021 19:04 - United States

Today, I had to pick up my son from school because he was constantly talking about his "Giant pen." In mid-July, I got him a giant-sized pen (writing utensil) and he liked it very much. Apparently, one of the teachers had their mind in the gutter and thought he was talking about… you know what. FML

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rykothechubby 5

Monday 21 October 2013 11:18

That's a 'hard' problem to deal with.

Grand_Cookie 21

Monday 21 October 2013 11:21

Yay! Here come the penis jokes! I just love how original they'll all be.

Comments

saraitkddh 47

Monday 21 October 2013 17:03

oh God the kids these days...

Bad_People_r_Bad 3

Monday 21 October 2013 19:23

Maybe she believed that because you think an is an acceptable article to be used in front of call?

AliMartin11 2

Monday 21 October 2013 20:25

"An call". That gave me shivers.

pazuzus_intern 10

Monday 21 October 2013 20:29

F your daughters life for having such mean friends. That must have been humiliating!

georgeee97 9

Monday 21 October 2013 21:17

An call? Wow...

limabeans101029 20

Monday 21 October 2013 22:10

I'm surprised there hasn't been any "BAD PARENTING LOL" comments yet. I swear I see them on every FML like this.

hazardmuffin 21

Tuesday 22 October 2013 5:35

Probably because there really isn't a way to blame "my child doesn't know what a boner is and got trolled by classmates" on parenting bad...unless you're talking about the OTHER kids' parents.

awilliams44 9

Tuesday 22 October 2013 0:13

Prom date stories.... XD

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 22 October 2013 5:01

How old is your daughter? If she's in elementary school, she's too young to know what it is, and so are her classmates. If she's in middle or high school, she's old enough to know what it is...and that it isn't a headache.

askingandy 23

Tuesday 22 October 2013 5:13

My sister used to love that Viagra commercial where they sing "Viva Viagra!", and she'd just randomly start singing "Vivvaaaa Viagra!". She didn't know what Viagra was. My mom had to tell her what it did after we all stopped laughing, and then she threw a tantrum when we made joking attempts to tell people.