Love, Awkward and Cheating: Jumping to conclusions

Jumping to conclusions

By Anonymous - 08/03/2015 10:33 - United Kingdom - The Hyde

Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML

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Same thing different taste

By lollipopp56 - 26/03/2009 06:09 - Canada

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

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It's business time

By anonymous - 17/03/2015 05:09 - United States - Spokane

Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML

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You deserved it 4 102

Fake mystery guy

By Anonymous - 20/06/2020 08:08

Today, I dressed cute to surprise my boyfriend of 2 years. Instead of being happy or impressed about it, he accused me of cheating and dressing up to impress a new guy he'd made up in his head. FML

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You deserved it 134

By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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You deserved it 7 759

By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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You deserved it 3 122

By jess - 24/12/2018 04:00

Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML

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You deserved it 327

By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 23:50 - United States - Parker

Today, I put on some sexy lingerie, ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room, opening a bag of doritos in front of the TV. He saw me and understood. Then he looked back at the doritos, then back at me and said gravely, "No way, babe. No way." FML

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You deserved it 7 672

By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 06:57 - United States

Today, I felt like spicing up our marriage, so I thought I'd surprise my husband when he got home from work. I put on my sexiest teddy, lit some candles, and laid on the bed. He walked in the room, looked at me for a second, farted, then asked me what was for dinner. FML

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You deserved it 4 727

Classic

By Singleagain - 10/01/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, when I came home, my girlfriend was in sexy lingerie, and said it was a surprise for me. Sounds awesome, right? Too bad she was drenched in sweat and the room smelled like sex. I looked in the closet, only to get punched in the face by a naked guy. FML

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You deserved it 114

By notsohot - 25/08/2019 00:01

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML

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You deserved it 2 272

Madness829 9

Monday 9 March 2015 0:12

He should have trust in you. So FYL.

gracehi 31

Monday 9 March 2015 0:16

Why would you want to have sex with your own husband? So weird. No wonder he was suspicious.

Comments

militarybrat 21

Monday 9 March 2015 5:43

I would go to counseling if he is THAT distrustful.

verysmarmy 11

Monday 9 March 2015 5:58

There can be no sex Until you're my ex.

kristergirl 13

Monday 9 March 2015 6:19

eh, his loss

Tidus0 17

Monday 9 March 2015 7:13

Unless he's been guilty of cheating and is accusing you so he doesn't look so bad?

Witchylady 17

Monday 9 March 2015 7:45

Next time just wear your flannels.

Parvati48 15

Monday 9 March 2015 8:05

Sounds like someone is guilty of something and is trying to take the blame off of himself. I'm sorry your husband seems to have trust issues OP, hopefully you get this sorted out. Good luck! :)

Abhinow 7

Monday 9 March 2015 9:22

upfront your hubby seems a douchebag. but it may be that he had never seen your this side and couldn't relate it as normal in that case FYL for being a Puritan so far