Sex, Weird and Intimacy: Judgment Day

Judgment Day

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Pratt

Today, my fiancé and I are house-sitting for my future in-laws for the next 3 weeks. They left a bible in both bedrooms, along with printouts of an article denouncing the "sin" of premarital sex. They're such complete whack-jobs, I wouldn't be surprised if they've set up hidden cameras everywhere too. FML

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By ZiggyTink - 09/07/2015 03:24 - United States - North Branch

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Today, my boyfriend's parents decided that I was untrustworthy and that if they ever saw him with me he'd be heavily punished. They're travelling hundreds of miles just to make sure he stays in the house and doesn't talk to me. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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By teea - 15/11/2012 23:34 - Australia - Saint Lucia

Today, my boyfriend and I cleaned his parents' whole house while they were out, just to be nice. When they came home, they assumed we only did it because we'd made some huge mess that we needed to hide. I'm now banned from their house. FML

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Today, my wife's paranoia reached a new level. She spent a half hour fretting over the idea that one of the cleaning ladies at our hotel might have taken a used condom from our room and tried to get pregnant with it. FML

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Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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Put your foot down

By K.. - 28/02/2021 14:01 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML

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Pushover

By Anonymous - 04/09/2020 14:05

Today, my in-laws invited themselves to stay at my house for a few days. They live out of state and have been self-quarantining for months. The reason for visiting? So they can throw a party for extended family at our house. Guess who'll end up doing all the work and clean up? FML

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Phantomsnake 10

Monday 30 May 2016 1:04

Respect their wishes for not having sex in their bedrooms and have it in the kitchen.

Tripartita 44

Monday 30 May 2016 1:05

If you two ever need to get in the mood and aren't put off by homoerotisism, there's some pretty adorable stuff between Jonathan and David in the book of Samuel. "Then Jonathan made a covenant with David, because he loved him as his own soul. And Jonathan stripped himself of the robe that was on him and gave it to David, and his armor, and even his sword and his bow and his belt" (Samuel 18:3).

Comments

anthony99 14

Tuesday 31 May 2016 4:15

Did they tell him to keep his snake his cage for 72 hours?

Nati9876 10

Tuesday 31 May 2016 7:34

Well, it is a sin to them. And out of respect, you should neither call them "whack-jobs" nor have sex in their house. They are going to be your in-laws anyway. That just seems like a really bad way to start of a marriage.

LordVaper 14

Tuesday 31 May 2016 12:05

check around in the dark with your phone camera, should puck up stuff like that ;-)

nanner6206 24

Tuesday 31 May 2016 19:16

As others said, I agree they should have been grown up enough to say it. Adults shouldn't need a reminder to "use your big girl/boy words". my MIL made my husband and me (before we married) sleep in separate rooms during our vacation /visit, even though we had a 4 month old infant. Guess who didn't get mid night help. FYL and FML