Sexism, Break-ups and Love: Joker brain

Joker brain

By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 21:48 - United States - Round Lake

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about superheroes." FML

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You deserved it 4 128

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Grow up

By phreshrice - 07/04/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML

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You deserved it 22 553

By Nate - 12/01/2012 05:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

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You deserved it 59 100

By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML

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You deserved it 84 514

By Anonymous - 15/11/2013 22:35 - United States - Houston

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he thought he heard another guy in the room when he called me, and that I'm cheating on him. The guy he heard was a character from a cartoon my sister was watching. FML

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You deserved it 3 525

By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:39 - Australia - Cambridge

Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML

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You deserved it 3 256

By B-Rad - 15/11/2012 05:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML

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You deserved it 2 429

By SadDaenerys - 13/07/2016 20:13

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML

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You deserved it 1 398

By dumpyhair - 16/08/2019 04:04

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML

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You deserved it 245

He studies the blade

By Anonymous - 11/01/2022 11:01

Today, my boyfriend dumped me and walked away from our life together, because I wouldn’t let him indulge his stupid manchild hobby of collecting swords to hang on the walls. He already has two, why the hell would he want more than that? Bullet dodged, but 2 years together wasted. FML

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You deserved it 4 178

By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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You deserved it 2 873

elephantsarecute 16

Wednesday 16 October 2013 9:02

You're better off without a sexist idiot anyway.

Tsunami87 17

Wednesday 16 October 2013 9:02

You should hit him with your batarang for his sexism ;)

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thisisoriginal5 11

Thursday 16 January 2014 22:28

It's obvious he's a dumb Ass. Don't.sweat it babe you can find someone 10 times better.

Whitetommy 8

Wednesday 28 May 2014 5:25

he is a piece of excreta

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 6 July 2014 23:27

He's a sexist idiot.

deadshep 2

Friday 18 July 2014 9:55

if a girl knew more about batman then me id propose right there :p

SuperWhoMarvLock 22

Friday 25 July 2014 23:11

Screw his sexist ass.

mikezim 5

Thursday 7 August 2014 4:55

your ex is a pussy and a bitch

fantasyworld 37

Monday 1 December 2014 6:16

Dump his sexist ass.

spekatan 10

Wednesday 28 January 2015 0:01

Sexist remarks. Give him a slap in the face girl!

MadJessTic 29

Thursday 9 April 2015 1:29

How old is he?? 5?

droid422 5

Thursday 23 July 2015 21:22

His lost I mean my girlfriend doesn't know much about them but see loves learning more about with me so. I don't see why he was a dick.

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Today, I spent 2 hours making the perfect card for my dad for Father's Day. When I handed it to him, he smiled and said "Thank you" and then killed a fly with it. I found it in the trash a couple of hours later. FML

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Joker brain

Same thing different taste

Grow up

He studies the blade

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