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By B-Rad - / Thursday 15 November 2012 05:48 / United States
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By  MURIKKA  |  11

That's completely reasonable. I had a girlfriend who's birthday was the same day as Neville Longbottom. Before I knew it, she was coming at me with a sword that she found in a hat and trying to put spells on me. Your ex girlfriend is clearly in the right, OP.

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I say you take a screen cap of this FML. Twenty years from now, when she's clipping out coupons for cheesecake surrounded by cats and notebooks full of fanfiction, you can forward it to her.

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Anyhow, it's a good idea to get as far as away as possible from a girl like that, before she starts withholding nookie unless you dress up like her favourite character from Kingdom Hearts or Harry Potter.

By  MURIKKA  |  11

That's completely reasonable. I had a girlfriend who's birthday was the same day as Neville Longbottom. Before I knew it, she was coming at me with a sword that she found in a hat and trying to put spells on me. Your ex girlfriend is clearly in the right, OP.

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  BulldogHoops  |  14

I just made it 40. Never trust the initial rating, that basically just depends on who gets there first. If some people thumb it down early because they don't get it, it will often be rescued by those who do.

By  SCUBA_Diiver  |  3

Better off without het.

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  xXxSCREAMxXx  |  3

*her you're welcome

By  oj101  |  33

It's a good thing your girlfriend doesn't follow astrology either. Seems like she can only take things literally, and cannot interpret things for herself.

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  accioshannon  |  17

Yeah, I think it was in an interview or HBP. Might have been when Trelawney predicted Harry's birthday to be in mid-winter, when all she was sensing was Voldemort's bit of soul in him. Ah, that was a bit too long. Apologies.

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