Embarrassing, Singing, Alcohol, Awkward and Parents: It's not karaoke night, mom

It's not karaoke night, mom

By RadioactiveKush - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Monroe

Today, my drunken mom began to frantically scream, "YEAH", "WOO HOO", and, "ALRIGHT" at some kindergarteners that were singing 'Amazing Grace' in honor of a restaurant owner who had recently died. FML

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iPixiee 23

Sunday 1 March 2015 16:26

At least it wasn't negative.

Bluepies 24

Sunday 1 March 2015 16:29

How does one sing silently?

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barneyisawesome_fml 9

Sunday 1 March 2015 19:09

Well she was clearly very amazed

Joshawott 21

Sunday 1 March 2015 19:36

To be fair, I'd cheer for anyone who managed to sing a song silently.

Tander 16

Sunday 1 March 2015 19:51

Fourth of July practice.

WipeHour 11

Sunday 1 March 2015 20:08

Murka

GreyTulip8763 13

Sunday 1 March 2015 20:27

Maybe it's time to get a new mom

siggy_mcsigx 22

Sunday 1 March 2015 20:30

I'm sorry, I burst out laughing envisioning this. Also possibly because the "YEAH! WOOHOO!" played in my head as Homer Simpson's voice.

FutBol_Fan_30 29

Sunday 1 March 2015 21:56

*OP pretends to not know person*

Kramer1998 20

Sunday 1 March 2015 23:44

She's encouraging them that's nice I honestly don't see the issue

Tutetheblack 20

Monday 2 March 2015 8:54

Just FML moments

travellingfun 18

Monday 2 March 2015 13:58

This is when you tell everyone you're adopted.

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