Embarrassing, Singing, Alcohol, Awkward and Parents: It's not karaoke night, mom

It's not karaoke night, mom

By RadioactiveKush - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Monroe

Today, my drunken mom began to frantically scream, "YEAH", "WOO HOO", and, "ALRIGHT" at some kindergarteners that were singing 'Amazing Grace' in honor of a restaurant owner who had recently died. FML

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iPixiee 23

Sunday 1 March 2015 16:26

At least it wasn't negative.

Bluepies 24

Sunday 1 March 2015 16:29

How does one sing silently?

Comments

MusicAndCuddling 10

Monday 2 March 2015 14:39

Is it bad that I laughed?

VlahVlahVlah 12

Tuesday 3 March 2015 0:08

So must have heen so humiliated.

dayavera 9

Tuesday 3 March 2015 4:16

why does this reminds me of Bob's burgers?

TonyTerrorNJ732 3

Wednesday 4 March 2015 6:27

At least she wasn't yelling out song requests. Just imagine, "FREEBIRD! ... YEA, WOOO!"

valeriewolfe 9

Friday 6 March 2015 20:10

I'm crying laughing.

pinkstardust 9

Monday 6 July 2015 19:04

I wonder how the kids reacted

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