Sex and Intimacy: It's getting hot in here… - FML

It's getting hot in here…

By pmek - 26/03/2012 09:11 - Australia - Collingwood

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Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

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By Msmerfner - 03/08/2013 08:40 - United States - Hemet

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Today, I was trying to be sexy in the bathtub for my boyfriend. I leaned back and caught my hair on fire with the candle. FML

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By Bawo - 02/06/2009 01:20 - United States

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Today, I was getting it on with my cute guy friend in his candlelit bedroom and we had just started tearing each other's clothes off. I decided to be coy and sexy and flip my hair to the side. As I did so, my long hair caught in the flames of his lit candles and caught half of my head on fire. FML

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By LadySteph12 - 29/10/2009 00:53 - Canada

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Today, the guy I was seeing put candles all over his room to make things romantic. As we were getting it on, a plastic bag caught fire next to the bed. He had the brilliant idea to wave it around to put it out. Burning pieces of plastic landed on my arm. FML

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By blocked_by_fire - 17/04/2012 18:13 - United States - Pullman

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Today, while I was in the midst of the most mind-blowing shower sex ever, the fire alarm went off. My girlfriend had left the stove top on and the entire kitchen had caught on fire. So instead of finishing, I frantically ran around naked trying to douse the flames. FML

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By BurnedDown - 28/10/2014 20:45 - United Kingdom - Bridlington

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Today, I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with my husband, so I set up some Halloween torches to create a wild ambiance. Unfortunately our dickhead neighbours saw the glow, didn't remember that fire tends to give off smoke, and called the fire department on us. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 16:40 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2021 07:30 - Australia - Geraldton

Today, I almost burned the house down while changing a lightbulb. FML

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By Brittney - 16/01/2023 00:00

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Today, I started an electrical fire trying to charge my vibrators. FML

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By S. Bauer - 02/11/2011 13:50 - Portugal

Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I decided to light a candle in my room. Since fire intrigues me, I put an old brochure into it. Paper burns fast, and now my carpet has a big, black burn mark. FML

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skullcandifiedDJ 5

Monday 26 March 2012 16:01

That's hot...

The_Creeper_fml 8

Monday 26 March 2012 16:06

Lamps can be very sexual. Fetishes fetishes fetishes...

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linkinpark98 23

Tuesday 27 March 2012 6:10

Lamp: "AHHHHHH! DON'T JUST F*CKING STAND THERE AND WATCH! HELP ME!!"

marrisarashelle7 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 7:16

Added this shit to the favorites. Lmao

dannypete 3

Tuesday 27 March 2012 7:16

Doesn't matter had sex?

deadrising084 1

Tuesday 27 March 2012 7:21

Forever alone

mdtdnb 7

Tuesday 27 March 2012 8:39

I love lamp.

wittygirl 8

Tuesday 27 March 2012 14:41

"It's getting hot in here so hot so take off all your clothes. I am getting so hot I wanna take my clothes off" I dunno why but that song got stuck in my head when I read this. Anyhoo you know that there's gonna be some new rules round the house with hygiene and cleaning I'm not gonna repeat what these lovely people have already said. My condolences to the death of your lamp. R.I.P. lamp.

blaaz 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 17:34

Just be glad said lamp didn't then fall on you. Believe me... That will redefine pain for you expcially if it's a heat lamp

cheerluv15 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 21:07

That sucks hope your place didn't go up with it

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 28 March 2012 15:34

Lamp foreplay.

janerose21 3

Thursday 29 March 2012 3:00

as the rapper Nelly says "its getting hott on here so take off all your clothes"

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