Runaway Truck By FML Videos - 30/11/2018 12:30 - United States - New York Excuse me, coming through! I agree, your life sucks 295 You deserved it 95 Share Tweet Share
Today, my husband and I have officially become that couple that has to schedule sex. Between his working, my going back to school, raising kids, doing housework and homework, we just haven’t had time. Last night we tried to be spontaneous and get it on. We both fell asleep. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 586 You deserved it 245
Today, there's a stray black cat in my apartment complex. It had badly bitten me two months ago and I had to get several injections. Today the same cat barged into my flat when I opened the door to receive a delivery, and it attacked my cat. I barely managed to fight and push him out of my flat. FML I agree, your life sucks 396 You deserved it 72
Today, my parents found my box of condoms. I'm 20, so it's no big deal, and they commended my responsibility. What they don't know is I don't talk to any girls, and I bought those condoms to jerk off into. FML I agree, your life sucks 158 You deserved it 322
Today, while registering to get married, my fiancé and I discovered that we’re already married and have been since our first foreign holiday together, to Vegas, when we got very drunk. Elvis was there. See where I’m going with this? Our parents are furious. FML I agree, your life sucks 275 You deserved it 989
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML I agree, your life sucks 24 201 You deserved it 42 473
Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML I agree, your life sucks 966 You deserved it 61
Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I peed myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 791 You deserved it 13 807
Today, I called an airline's customer service line. Apparently the way that they deal with uncommon problems is by having someone put you on hold for twenty minutes, answer and yell something unintelligible at you, put you back on hold, and repeat. This went on for over an hour. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 289 You deserved it 2 105
I HOPE it was the sound of the tires screeching as it was being pushed down the road 0.0
Euuh... Is it me or did I hear chilling screams ? I hope no one was in the black car.