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iPod Classic, 7th Gen, 160 Go, the best ever

By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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By Sweeney - 20/05/2009 17:54 - United States

Today, I decided to finally use the gym membership I got a few weeks ago. After I returned to the locker room, the locker I used was opened with all my stuff, including my iTouch, cell phone, and my wallet with cash stolen. It turns out I left the sticker that tells you your combo on my new lock. FML

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By oh, shit...... - 02/02/2016 20:27 - Denmark - Bagsv?rd

Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By Marcus - 20/01/2019 18:00

Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, my brother thought he would take my key and steal my shoes from my football locker while I was at practice. What he didn't think about was him leaving my locker unlocked for the 3 hours of practice. Someone stole my iPod, my cell phone, my wallet, and all of my clothes. FML

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By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Blue_Heart - 05/09/2015 18:47 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML

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By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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iispyderii 0

Friday 23 October 2009 23:21

How can anyone say YDI?

stone_light 0

Monday 26 October 2009 5:38

@ #30, ya because when i go to the gym i wear my shorts with POCKETS which are so open then any form of running would make my expensive ipod and cell phone fall out of my POCKETS and break. i love having to carry around electronics which get covered in my sweat which is soooo good for them in my POCKETS. and in case you dont already know, many gyms have swimming pools. so i will just take my phone, ipod, and keys in my POCKETS and swim. maybe when i do sit-ups, hopefully that movement around my wasteline won't cause my electronics to fall out of my POCKETS leaving them out in the open. YAAAY POCKETS for solving all of my workout needs. and YAAAY gym lockers for being completely useless when i have my perfectly impractical POCKETS to use!! you are so ******* stupid

Comments

icantellu 7

Sunday 25 October 2009 15:25

There is a reason why you wouldn't bring your ipod with u while working out , right? And your phone i mean seriously...

bakerfield 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 15:37

ALL YOU NERDS STFU! YOU'VE ALL OBVIOUSLY NEVER BEEN TO THE GYM! SO YOU CANT HIDE IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER AND SILENTLY LAUGH AND PEOPLE'S MISFORTUNES. IT WAS NOT THIS GUYS FAULT! WORK OUT SHORTS DO NOT HAVE POCKETS! AND IF YOU THINK HE WENT IN HIS JEANS, YOU ARE ****** RETARDED! I BET TWENTY DOLLARS THAT IF YOU STEPPED OUTSIDE YOU WOULD ****** BURN TO DEATH! SO DON'T SAY SHIT!

Witchcraft_fml 4

Monday 26 October 2009 21:59

MY COMMENT IS VERY IMPORTANT BECAUSE IT'S IN ALL CAPS!

adamcichuttek 2

Thursday 22 December 2011 12:58

POCKETS

zapolisk 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 17:46

It seems pretty stupid that that thief stole your car... unlike everything else, stealing a car can lead to Jail time and can be easily tracked down by the police. It seems unlikely that anyone would be so stupid.

EveryDayJackAss 0

Monday 26 October 2009 7:27

Irony is now also one of the leading causes of FML's, next to EPIC FAILURE, Karma, and the Swine Flu :D

Liza_Lullaby 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 7:22

This is why I have my phone and ipod with me while I workout.

bored690 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 16:43

Who did you piss off?

capgray 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:19

this is a true fml. this is one of those moments where anyone would be like, f*** my life. so to that, i applaud you. however, it totally sucks to be you my friend.

MyKillz 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 6:52

And just then u were hit by lightning! U awake in the hospital a day later to realise ur insurance was stolen too... When u leave the hospital u find ur house missing... Fyl