Independence day

By independence - 07/07/2011 04:04 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
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Livinia 11

Sounds like you're better off without him anyway.

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kreepers 6

There are occasions where you meet parents who are more liberal and easy-going than the person's love interest.

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kreepers 6

Besides living with his parents need not mean living off his parents. Don't diss at him so bad.

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Heinousness 0

I don't think " independence" is in his vocabulary. Either that or he mixed up the definitions of " independence" with " DEpendence". FAIL

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Ugi 26

He doesn't want "independence" - he wants to shag* around. <Footnote for Americans and the confused:> * "shag" is a UK slang term for "copulate". It derives from the antiquated term "shake" which was used as a derogatory description of brief, frantic, intercourse. It is also a seabird, but that's not really relevant.

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bluargh 1

But still, four years hurts less than five... Just had to throw that in there. Sorry though, OP

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fantasyworld 37

What's with people giving the dumbest excuses for breakups?

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