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Uncomfortably Numb

Today, I bought variety condoms. I chose one called "Endurance" thinking it would be extra strong, put it on him, and gave it a suck. I realised my mistake when my lips and mouth went numb. It has benzocaine on to delay him. I still can't feel my mouth. FML

By UnComfortablyNumb - / Thursday 5 April 2018 04:00 / United Kingdom - Hatfield
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By  Dr_Alex  |  4

Not to add insult to injury... but you also managed to put it on backwards... Benzocaine is supposed to make the penis numb, not the vagina, so it's usually put on the inside of a condom.

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By  Dr_Alex  |  4

Not to add insult to injury... but you also managed to put it on backwards... Benzocaine is supposed to make the penis numb, not the vagina, so it's usually put on the inside of a condom.

By  zuckerburg  |  10

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  Sinshine  |  19

How about it's both people's responsibility? You have some issue of you have penitence with a woman buying condoms to have a good time with her partner.

By  Mungolikecandy  |  13

I gather he tends to usually be out of the gate faster than a greyhound in order to require "Endurance"?

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