I'm coming!

By anonymous - 24/02/2010 05:05 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me I look like a fish gasping for breath when I "finish" during sex. FML
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babybubz 0

sooooo.. because fish breathe under water.. I'm gonna assume when you 'finish' you flap around all over the place? yeah you might wanna work on that..

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Waron 0

did anyone complain about it before.If so just work out daily and drink 8 cups of water each day.I hope my info helps.

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xHabsfanx 0

Did you have trouble "finding Nemo"?

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purplemnm 9

horrible horrible pun... maple leafs friggin rock though

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Boddmon 0

As a Torontonian I can proudly agree that the Leafs suck.

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xHabsfanx 0

The maple leafs friggin rock? seriously? o.O

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purplemnm 9

yea that was a joke too, thank god you understood ****** PENGUINS ALL THE WAY BOIIIIII

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averageirishman 0

penguins seriously, well better than leafs anyways HABS FTW

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spiderman0606 0

If you're a Torontonian then you should know the Leafs were bomb prior 2004. A few good trades and hopefully this season we'll be back on top. It sucks when people dont have pride for their own teams. GO LEAFS GO.

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xHabsfanx 0

Well I guess I'm not a good and loyal torontonian :( Go Habs!!!

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Boddmon 0

Because every Torontonian watches Hockey? I could care less for it.

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xHabsfanx 0

I'm not saying that at all. I was simply replying to the comment 65 made. People assume that since you live in Toronto, you have to cheer for the home team, even if they suck ass. Good for you for not caring about hockey, I'll take that over a Leafs fan any day. Go Habs ;)

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spiderman0606 0

Wait, you're telling me you're cheering for the HABS even though they're doing marginally better than the Leafs? If you really want to cheer for "the best team" because "you [don't] have to cheer... if they suck ass" the Senators are doing the best in the Northeast. Then the Sabres. Then the Bruins. Then your precious Canadiens. So your reasoning is flawed. Why are you cheering for the HABS then? Every team will have their good and bad seasons so yeah, I'll stick with my patriotism. I'll be able to show the most pride when the Leafs pick up their game. So shuun the nonbeliever, Charlieee. Shuuuuuuuuuuuuun.

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Boddmon 0

Habsfan, I was replying to spiderman. Thanks for your support though!!

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xHabsfanx 0

Lol Spiderman0606, when exactly did I say that I was cheering for the best team? As a realistic Habs fan, I know that we are not getting anywhere near the Stanley cup this year, but at least we are able to make it past the regular season. I still love my precious Canadiens, and my support for them has nothing to do with their performance. I have my personal reasons for cheering for them. I do agree that "every team will have their good and bad seasons", but when your team hasn't made the playoffs for a couple of years in a row (four to be exact), that's different. Lol I look forward to seeing that pride in 10 years or so, because that's when your lousy leafs will pick up their game.

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spiderman0606 0

:O Blasphemy!!!

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purplemnm 9

I print the faces off the Habs on my toilet paper to wipe my ass with coz they'll ever be good for

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xHabsfanx 0

Oh really?!! that's very interesting, because that's exactly what I do with Crosby's face. :)

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purplemnm 9

you should do it to Letangs face though coz everyone knows he's a flaming **** with a poop fetish

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stinkytruck 0

try jerking off in front of the mirror you fish face

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maskedman 9

tell her what "finish" face looks like, so you guys will be even.

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perdix 29

You're OK just as long as she didn't end that thought with "just like my dad." "****** face" is supposed to look ridiculous! Look up Rob Schneider's "****** Guy" on SNL or refer to any douchebag playing a guitar solo.

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mfmylifesrsly 29

hey, OP is from Montana, I know like no one from there lol..(random) and I LOL'd when I read this!

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serendipitycue 0

Tell her thanks. That's nothing in comparison to what she looks like the whole way through :)

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PandasRtheShit 0

What exactly does said "fish face" look like?

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