Money: I'm alright, Jack, keep your hands off of my stack

I'm alright, Jack, keep your hands off of my stack

By brokeandalone - 30/07/2013 05:09 - United States

Today, I noticed fraudulent charges made in Florida that nearly drained my bank account. After reporting the fraud to the bank, I returned home from a weekend away to find a note from my husband. He and his mistress have run off to Florida to start a life together, apparently at my expense. FML

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You deserved it 3 430

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By Meghan Elise - 02/03/2019 16:00

Today, I found that there were charges of almost 2,000 dollars on my bank account. Some asshole in Florida stole my money. I have bills and that was money I saved to buy myself a new car. FML

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You deserved it 162

Catfished!

By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 05:56

Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML

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You deserved it 224

Scammed

By Username - 04/08/2011 09:15 - United States

Today, my twit of a husband admitted to falling for an internet scam involving a dead foreign politician, the promise of a share in millions of dollars currently stuck in a bank, and him having wired a large amount of our money to "bribe an official". FML

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You deserved it 4 909

Amazon addict

By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 04:00

Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML

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You deserved it 193

Money money money

By Anonymous - 27/10/2023 20:00

Today, my fiancé and I got a joint account recently, but when I got home he was on the phone to the bank claiming our credit card number was cloned, because of the ridiculous number of random purchases. I checked my online banking. It was all just my normal buying habits. FML

I agree, your life sucks 82

You deserved it 642

By Relevance - 13/08/2010 04:03 - United States

Today, my husband fell for an online scam leaving us 1450.00 in the negative. We get paid tomorrow and most of our money is going to cover that debt. FML

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You deserved it 7 802

Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 18:16 - United States

Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML

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You deserved it 6 581

By Jessi - 21/07/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML

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You deserved it 5 782

By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML

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You deserved it 3 436

By you fucking idiot - 19/12/2013 17:20 - United States - Union

Today, I found out the money my husband's been funneling from our bank account wasn't for drugs or gifts for another girl like I thought. It was for a guy he stupidly believed was a foreign diplomat, who supposedly needed to bribe officials in order to send us several million dollars. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 475

You deserved it 4 354

Theclarksondales 8

Tuesday 30 July 2013 12:05

That dickwaffle really deserves a punch in the face.

Chelsea_bella 20

Tuesday 30 July 2013 12:06

Wow, that's not too smart of him.. He left a confession note to the crime and everything.

Comments

jillyrdxd 7

Thursday 1 August 2013 20:47

that sucks balls

SurferGirl167 0

Saturday 3 August 2013 4:07

I can't just press the "Your Life Sucks" button cause this just takes the cake. I feel so bad for you and just pressing a button feels like I'm being a bitch.

shakile78 7

Monday 5 August 2013 21:51

Threaten to sue him

Cambo522 6

Tuesday 6 August 2013 6:06

What a ******* asshole, I hope something bad happens to him. God that pisses me off

natywantspeace 7

Wednesday 14 August 2013 5:35

Wow. I hope he gets jail time! I pray for you

Germy2000 1

Tuesday 27 August 2013 5:13

I'm so sorry for you, OP! I hope it works out! In the meantime, get the law into it? I'm not an expert in that stuff, but they might be able to do something about it. Your life doesn't suck, your ex does. Good luck!