Awkward, Mother in law and Love: How very dare you?

How very dare you?

By minnEmouse - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I met my husband's old high school sweetheart. My mother-in-law introduced me to her as "one of my son's friends." We've been married for over eight years. FML

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ProhibitionRose 14

Tuesday 21 June 2011 8:52

mother-in-laws are pure evil.

rockefoe 6

Tuesday 21 June 2011 9:06

no the HUSBAND should have butted in and said you were his wife

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luizocoke 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 12:19

i don't see the FML there

bn326160 13

Tuesday 21 June 2011 12:33

16, maybe he wasn't there atm ;)

slinginmac14 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 13:09

damn that sux. whoop both their asses!

AbuelaGrande 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 13:19

I love this I love it so much

ogplusog 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:23

that is blatantly evil

Consequences 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:26

Cunty in-laws need to be put in their place when they pull that shit. In front of whomever they're trying to embarrass YOU in front of.

tinker88 2

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:29

ahahaha my boyfriend does the same thing, its pathetic ahaha

SugaryTears 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:30

That's when you say "and this is my beautiful mother-in-law!" Sweetness will always catch the enemy off guard

pixiedustedd 4

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:59

HAHAHA yea thats perfect

isalouisa 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:40

i'd slap her.

BB_ava 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:41

57 is having an ****** right now^

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