Animals, Poopoo peepee, Proposal and Love: How romantic

How romantic

By Anonymous - 15/06/2012 17:12 - United States - Salem

Today, I received the photos my friend took of me proposing to my girlfriend. I'd proposed at the place we'd first met: the local zoo. When I looked them over, I noticed there was an elephant taking a shit in the background. FML

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You deserved it 4 431

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By aliciababy24 - 25/07/2017 21:00 - Australia - Ashburton

Today, while on a weekend away, my boyfriend and I went for a walk. I now get to tell everyone the story of how my boyfriend got down on one knee into a pile of cow shit while proposing. FML

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By CombatShadow45 - 25/11/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML

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By Cococautly - 04/07/2009 04:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

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Timing is everything

By -bird-poop- - 10/10/2009 12:52 - Germany

Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML

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Mind your own beeswax

By Anonymous - 22/08/2020 17:02

Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML

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By sunboy52 - 05/05/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML

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You deserved it 91 004

What happens in the woods stays in the woods

By sulfuric_acid - 10/08/2021 06:01 - Canada

Today, on Facebook, I noticed my friend had posted a picture entitled, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" Curious, I checked it out and discovered that while on our hunting trip, my friends took a picture of me, pants around my ankles, leaned up against a tree taking a dump. FML

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You deserved it 182

The most important member of the family

By puppydrama - 30/01/2013 21:05 - United States

Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML

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Nervous

By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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You deserved it 572

tarabelle 7

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:43

Well, there's always photoshop? I'm sorry op .xx

xXxIracebethxXx 14

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:46

Why are you apologizing? Were you the elephant that was pooping?

Comments

Forlorn420 9

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:48

Better than a picture of a monkey throwing it's poo at u and hitting u

Rowdey 10

Saturday 16 June 2012 4:00

Hmm. That is a reasonable deduction, sir.

Forlorn420 9

Saturday 16 June 2012 6:53

*takes bow* thank you, Watson

lajaynay 15

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:48

Sorry man. Shit happens. But hey, congrats on the future wedding! Interesting that you two met at the zoo though.

lotrgeek 10

Sunday 17 June 2012 4:54

Ya, they were both being hospitalized with the monkeys cuz they were bananas!

CaramelMacchiato 13

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:49

Still a better love story than Twilight.

jkozzy 8

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:49

At least it wasn't a person....?

lovelyspyder 7

Saturday 16 June 2012 9:55

She has a point!

yatiny 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:50

Photo bombing like a boss.

DoubleBlumpkin 4

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:52

Sorry this is a Win, not an FML. You will look back and laugh at this.

uumlaut_strohson 3

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:53

classics

ObsessedWithMe 13

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:56

Photoshop it out...?

brohamas16 7

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:58

Haha romance at its best

liketoplay 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 2:06

That sucks, but it shouldn't take away from the special moment, and if it does there's always photoshop

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