Animals, Poopoo peepee, Proposal and Love: How romantic

How romantic

By Anonymous - 15/06/2012 17:12 - United States - Salem

Today, I received the photos my friend took of me proposing to my girlfriend. I'd proposed at the place we'd first met: the local zoo. When I looked them over, I noticed there was an elephant taking a shit in the background. FML

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By aliciababy24 - 25/07/2017 21:00 - Australia - Ashburton

Today, while on a weekend away, my boyfriend and I went for a walk. I now get to tell everyone the story of how my boyfriend got down on one knee into a pile of cow shit while proposing. FML

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By CombatShadow45 - 25/11/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML

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By Cococautly - 04/07/2009 04:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

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Timing is everything

By -bird-poop- - 10/10/2009 12:52 - Germany

Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML

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Mind your own beeswax

By Anonymous - 22/08/2020 17:02

Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML

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By sunboy52 - 05/05/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML

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What happens in the woods stays in the woods

By sulfuric_acid - 10/08/2021 06:01 - Canada

Today, on Facebook, I noticed my friend had posted a picture entitled, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" Curious, I checked it out and discovered that while on our hunting trip, my friends took a picture of me, pants around my ankles, leaned up against a tree taking a dump. FML

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The most important member of the family

By puppydrama - 30/01/2013 21:05 - United States

Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML

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Nervous

By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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tarabelle 7

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:43

Well, there's always photoshop? I'm sorry op .xx

xXxIracebethxXx 14

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:46

Why are you apologizing? Were you the elephant that was pooping?

Comments

hrubi4x4 4

Saturday 16 June 2012 19:06

So ? Thats not bad. Not a fml! City people

ajay96 3

Saturday 16 June 2012 19:08

Photo bombing elephants now we've seen it all!

inkblotdrummer 6

Saturday 16 June 2012 19:15

Photobomb level: Dumbo

lively12 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 19:16

I think the elephant had something to say...

MaryPoppins88 14

Saturday 16 June 2012 19:25

That's is pretty funny tho, you will look back on it one day and laugh...hopefully.

vhivfe 3

Saturday 16 June 2012 19:54

So?

lk2481 4

Saturday 16 June 2012 19:55

Even elephants photobomb too.

zakkcarter 7

Saturday 16 June 2012 22:15

You got photobombed by an elephant.....

Mga101102 2

Saturday 16 June 2012 22:50

That's nice to send to friends lol

EnzaiFreak 1

Saturday 16 June 2012 22:54

Ah, the romance!

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