Dating, Break-ups and Love: How could you?

How could you?

By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 256

You deserved it 7 917

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 221

You deserved it 5 883

Mummy's bravest little boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 402

You deserved it 775

By grrrr - 12/02/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 136

You deserved it 48 220

Been there, done that

By hlewrn - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Centreville

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 116

You deserved it 34 849

Thanks for the info

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 848

You deserved it 634

Classic fraud

By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 797

You deserved it 160

Never touch the Xbox

By Unknown - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 932

You deserved it 15 691

The smell test

By sosadstudent - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 104

You deserved it 4 461

Doofus

By Coykoi - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 921

You deserved it 10 431

Sketchy

By Wolf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 876

You deserved it 2 469

xundria 5

Monday 15 February 2010 20:11

....lolwut? All I have to say is if he's that immature, you're better off without him.

allie2590 31

Monday 15 February 2010 22:22

You're an idiot. Not everyone has air freshener in their bathroom. People just need to come to terms with the fact that women shit, and it smells just as bad as men's.

Comments

sparxva 12

Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:49

learn to use the ventilation fan. who cares that you broke up with a loser.

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 16 February 2010 18:05

You want him back? Wow. What a smashing couple you make.

this_one 2

Tuesday 16 February 2010 19:17

He's going to have a hard time finding a girlfriend who doesn't have bowl movements.

braeleigh_king 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 6:20

i think you meant bowel movements.. with an E in there.

ilikeyouuu 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 19:49

Girls do not poop... Nor do they fart, they 'fluff'.

musiciangirl591 16

Friday 22 February 2013 21:50

girls don't poop, we poof

originalusername_fml 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:54

hehe... he DUMPED you for taking a DUMP. 8D

kayvan 8

Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:55

YDI for dating a gay guy.

91_92_93Gal 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:06

First of all Everyone Poops. Second, did you not flush or something?

misskity6 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:49

what girl says dump?? I call fake. or you deserving it for talking like that.

ilmlsm 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:50

Good riddance

missvan_fml 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:54

I am a girl and I know for a fact I takes dumps. I also belch and fart just like guys. Now if you missed that's kinda weird but still. Plus I hate people who think all girls have to be proper and polite. I am not proper and I do hold belching competitions with gals and guys alike.

DeservedIt 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:10

#269: You don't have to be proper and sweet, but guys also don't have to date you if they don't like your manners. That's all.

missvan_fml 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 12:02

That was not the point. Plus I am married so I do not have to worry bout the whole "dating thing" and I do have manners. I only belch ect with friends who will turn around and try to out belch me. But not in front of other people.