Intimacy: Hello? Hello?

Hello? Hello?

By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML

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By sarabellekitty - 21/10/2019 04:00

Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

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By Sleepy head - 07/10/2013 01:34 - United States

Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML

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Worn out

By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:09 - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML

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Snooze fest

By Karly - 03/02/2022 20:00

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML

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By AVeryConfusedGuy - 11/05/2017 22:00

Today, I was having sex with a girl and she passed out about a minute in. I panicked and thought she'd died so I tried to feel for a heartbeat. She woke up 45 seconds later and accused me of fondling her breasts while she was out. Apparently she has narcolepsy. FML

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Knackered

By bandeek - 23/10/2016 18:52

Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 14:15 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML

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clivealmighty 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:13

it's a disease where you just randomly pass out unconscious

MrSassypants 32

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:30

I know my new excuse when I'm tired.

Comments

imright24 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 13:46

Sure. Narcolepsy. That's what it was.

doggone456 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 14:00

that's not his fault though...if he can't help it why is it a FML?

imahitu 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 14:11

idiot not FYL but FHL that's dangerous imagine how he feels

himoonkey 8

Tuesday 12 October 2010 14:16

penis stuck in ur pussy while he passed out lol

Nitifbaby88 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 16:31

na duh

thatonedame 6

Tuesday 12 October 2010 14:44

f his life, not yours. get over it.

TrillionHearts 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 15:07

Haha. Better buy a lift. Or maybe a pulley...

sakura10190210 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 15:36

did you ever think that maybe it was just you?

Franco24 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 15:40

hide legos in his butthole when he's out, so when he wakes up & takes a poop he can shit bricks.

manda_baby_rawr 4

Tuesday 12 October 2010 20:54

haha win ^^,

OnlyAvailableID 28

Tuesday 12 October 2010 15:50

Just means you've done well OP.

patriot09 6

Tuesday 12 October 2010 16:10

I'm sure that's passing out when sexually excited. lol. Enjoy the sex life FYL

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