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Heckler hell

By katie876 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a band concert and my mum got kicked out. She screamed "BORING!" in the middle of it. FML

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mrszane93 5

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:05

Freedom of speech!

Mr25_fml 14

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:15

Wait till she lectures you about something, then yell "BORING" and walk off

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Fmlsea 28

Sunday 15 January 2012 2:07

Real supportive mum FYL

profoundkisses 18

Sunday 15 January 2012 2:33

This cracked me up

PrettyNightmares 5

Sunday 15 January 2012 4:14

Well band concerts are pretty boring.

RainbowAngel666 6

Sunday 15 January 2012 4:56

You should have given her an instrument and told her to play it for everyone and see how she does.

SMHreally 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 5:14

Stay focused if your serious about your band its gonna way more people that hate on you prove em wrong

eloc42 1

Sunday 15 January 2012 5:22

Play some pantera and all problems will be solved

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 15 January 2012 5:24

Nana nananana you're boriing heyyy.

KaitlynxD 5

Sunday 15 January 2012 5:30

I find it interesting that you used 'mum' yet you're in the United States.

zuzupetalsYO 11

Sunday 15 January 2012 5:43

*favorited

bre_zip_it_up13 11

Sunday 15 January 2012 6:43

oooooh she's a bitch but can't hate her for speaking the truth

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