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Heckler hell

By katie876 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a band concert and my mum got kicked out. She screamed "BORING!" in the middle of it. FML

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mrszane93 5

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:05

Freedom of speech!

Mr25_fml 14

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:15

Wait till she lectures you about something, then yell "BORING" and walk off

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Mamoni 7

Sunday 15 January 2012 8:55

Your mom needs a lesson in common courtesy!

vintagemeow 6

Sunday 15 January 2012 9:08

Well, I guess she's 'band' from coming back..

vigorblade 2

Sunday 15 January 2012 10:44

That's messed up

_MidnightLuna_ 17

Sunday 15 January 2012 22:57

Sounds like something my dad would do. Maybe you and your 'band' should try to stop sucking.

ashl123 19

Monday 16 January 2012 2:24

It was a band concert, so at least she had a good reason to yell it

bad_medicine 2

Monday 16 January 2012 3:54

Ur mom sounds fun!

shitwit2234 0

Monday 16 January 2012 9:33

I think I might have moderated this

Andrew_LP_gtr 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 4:23

Band is gay. Pick up a guitar and START a band

GroovyGravy 7

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:27

At least she was being honest

Bekeliyr 10

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:48

Why would the OP spell mom, mum? OP does live in America...soooo

emilyisobella 3

Wednesday 16 May 2012 22:16

Because not every who lives in the USA is originally from there? It's spelt Mum in Australia, and the UK. The OP could be from one of those places.

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