Painful and Health: Headshot

1st of all you have a mask when u play paintball. 2nd u put ur gun up for that I've been hit in the mouth with a paintball and I wasn't even in the game. FML

idiotbox44 5

Wednesday 16 February 2011 2:53

that's what u get for taking your mask off idiot. also that must have been a sweet shot

boarder540 12

Sunday 31 July 2011 23:55

Have you ever heard of a facemask? It tends to help!

pfx2_fml 15

Monday 21 November 2011 19:20

Always wear your mask, Noob...

AceHigh 9

Tuesday 20 December 2011 5:52

Way to wear a mask. That's why they exist, to stop stuff like this from happening. Dumbass.

OnlyHorses 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 4:29

I got hit in my mouth too when I went paint balling it was my first time I was wearing a mask and the paint taste bad!!

termanator20548 0

Monday 30 January 2012 0:43

Ydi, Theres a reason theres a law That says ypu have to wear a mask

motoxracer156 5

Friday 13 July 2012 7:24

Hate that haha

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