Painful and Health: Headshot

Headshot

By owowowow - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found out how much it hurts to be shot with a paintball in your open mouth. My mouth was only open to say I was hit. FML

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srunano 4

Saturday 24 July 2010 9:05

ydi for not wearing a mask

DREWPULIDO 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 9:10

friggen idiot, dude theres a thing called a mask

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CelebrityChef 3

Monday 12 November 2012 14:06

That sucks but to be honest paintball is a shit game it hurts like hell and you just stand around shooting people boring shit zzzzzzzz

pheonix_flash 7

Sunday 3 February 2013 21:17

And this my friend is why there are these new things called "masks"

conman531 23

Friday 28 February 2014 4:27

No sympathy for not wearing a mask

RandomPrius 15

Monday 22 September 2014 5:44

Wear a mask idiot

mrdeathtrap 9

Saturday 25 April 2015 19:39

YDI for not wearing a mask

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Today, I had an awful day and angrily threw a glass at the wall. Needless to say, I didn't feel like cleaning it up, and I took a nap, intending to do it later. I thought I would remember the bits of glass everywhere when I woke up. I didn't, but my feet soon did. FML

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Today, I was hooking up with a girl, but when she got my pants down, she got mad and left, saying she was gonna kill her sister who lied to her about me having a large penis. FML

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Today, trying to be a good co-parent, I asked my ex if he’d like to go to the circus with our kids and I. His new girlfriend of a whopping five days said it made her uncomfortable. He stood us up. FML

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Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML

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Today, my dog hates my neighbor so much, she forms a shit barrier in their yard to keep them away from my house. FML

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