Headshot

By owowowow - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found out how much it hurts to be shot with a paintball in your open mouth. My mouth was only open to say I was hit. FML
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DREWPULIDO 0

friggen idiot, dude theres a thing called a mask

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barrelroll1472 0

it's a rule that you have to wear a mask at all times idiot, try again

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CountLestat 1

I call fake. no paintball field anywhere will let you play if you're not wearing a mask. you're a moron if you weren't at a field and playing without one.

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RoCksTaR_13 5

oouucchh OP! dat reallyy sux hope u learned ur lesson!

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lemonsloth 0

Your a ******* idiot. I'm pretty sure they have a rule saying when you get out, you put your hands above your head, and you walk off the field. not stand there like a retard with your mouth open. i hope it hurt bitch. Oh yeah, and isn't there also a rule about masks at all times....?

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RedrumEnasni 0

Congratulations, you're now declared a complete retard. KEEP YOUR MASK ON!

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upintheorange 5

paintball is just crayola bukkake anyway.

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rmasterpros 0

oh that happend to me! but I was smart and wore a hemlet

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Reidar 11

You're not supposed to say "im hit", you're supposed to raise your arm... Might be a reason ;-)

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LaL26 4

some people just don't know anything about paint-ball but want to play...often losers :) but FYL for 1) being a loser and 2) for having a friend that shoots well

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