Hard times

By psychopumpkin - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Boston

Today, I'm so strapped for cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML
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cmayer 20

Sometimes you get pets before you fall on hard times.

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cdkitty94 6

Yeah, I watched my cousin do this a few weeks ago. Personally I'd just ask because they'd notice a whole package missing but hey whatever..

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Ibeatmyself 3

I feel you on that ive I taken the TP from my work when I get low on cash and we have the really big rolls

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WonkeyDonkey 10

Seriously, what's wrong with you? You have a tongue in your head, whats wrong with being honest and asking for a roll. Toilet papers a necessity not a luxury and I'm sure your Mother would of helped you out. Honestly if I was your mother and caught you sneaking shit out of my house, I would of kicked your ass!

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madamspammalot 15

For a second there, I thought you were going to suggest that OP do something else with his tongue... Ick!

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bmazzagatti 4

For a roll of tp? Being there for your children and helping them out ring a bell? I'd smack the shit out of u for calling yourself a mother if u did that

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allisadawn91 8

Been there done that

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wardie 12

It could be worse, you haven't hit rock bottom until you're smuggling toilet paper out of your local wetherspoons... It was a low moment. :(

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deemarie13 14

I bet there are very few college students that haven't done that while visiting home.

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mr_jack_meoff 5

Stop at the local McDonald's, they have plenty to spare. (When they aren't making burgers out of it)

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fantasyworld 37

We've all had to find ways to get certain items.

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