Hangry

By I.Want.Food. - 19/01/2014 23:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was watching Ratatouille. Piece of advice for starving students: never watch it when you've only eaten two apples in two days, or you'll find yourself in the ridiculous position of being jealous of a fucking rat. FML
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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 11/03/2012 23:19 - United States

Today, I watched Gigli. FML
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Askzombie 14

Anyone can cook, but only the fearless can be great-gusteau

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beaverteaser 16

living the whole apple a day ?

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StiffPvtParts 43

I was once stranded on an airport for three days with no food, no drink, and no money (._.) I recommend stocking up on some cheap junk food, it's not healthy but it will keep you alive :c

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Godsofdracos 15

Make sure you don't watch cloudy with a chance of meatballs, you might become delusional and start munching on everything in sight.

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JMichael 25

Well go out there and learn to be a top Italian chef and you'll be fine!

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gracehi 31

*French... Or British if we're going by where this FML actually takes place. He could be the next Gordon Ramsey! But hopefully this experience has humbled him and he won't be so mean.

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karlcolt45 19

a mature male rat drags his testicles along as he walks, leaving a trail of urea to mark his territory as while as attract mates. so ratatouille would be an appetite suppressant for me

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Do wild male rats do that? I'm curious because I have pet male rats and, while they urine-mark a very tiny bit, they don't pee constantly and they're litter-trained with poo. Wild rats (like Remy in the movie) may pee constantly, but I do know that pet rats have bladder and bowel control.

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karlcolt45 19

I worked as an exterminator for a bit and we tracked rats with UV lights. it made their urine trail light up like the 4th of July. while I appreciate rats as pets, I don't think that even a tiny bit of pee would be okay from my chef haha

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Oh, I agree xD I was just wondering because my boys will crawl all over my arms and body and don't pee at all. Haha, thanks.

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laurenasabutton 26

It's only been two days. OP is not going to starve if this is a short term arrangement. If it goes on for weeks, maybe.

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perdix 29

I guess students who aren't "gettin' any" would also be jealous of a "******* rat?"

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monknicker 14

Most degrees require internet access for research.

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worldclassrager 39

If I could cook like that rat I wouldn't need to worry about culinary school...ah well it's just a dream...

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MexicanPenguin 1

I hate that movie.

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kmartFTW 12

I just loved the ideas in this movie of letting a rat touch food. Pretty disgusting.

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