Friends and Love: Hangry

Hangry

By emilyparker - 01/09/2014 02:55 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML

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You deserved it 5 237

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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You deserved it 111

By gotnogame - 31/01/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML

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You deserved it 37 922

By N - 27/11/2012 03:13 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's; his father was with him the whole entire time. He is 27. FML

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You deserved it 2 351

Oh, hai Mark!

By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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You deserved it 435

With friends like these…

By Anonymous - 28/03/2022 18:00

Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML

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You deserved it 177

Criminal minds at their best

By loz4151336 - 03/03/2020 12:06

Today, my friends wanted to try to dine and dash at a McDonald's. I had to explain why that wouldn't work. FML

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You deserved it 202

Drama!

By RUFckingSrs - 22/12/2015 02:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML

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You deserved it 3 779

By marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

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You deserved it 70 809

By purpledp12 - 11/02/2010 09:12 - United States

Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML

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You deserved it 6 855

By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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You deserved it 4 317

FuckYourLife30 13

Monday 1 September 2014 13:44

Should have ditched those bozos and got a quarter pounder

fantita495 19

Monday 1 September 2014 13:46

She's not your friend. You don't lie about McDonalds.

Comments

Onyx3288 22

Monday 1 September 2014 20:40

I don't get why, since you were the one driving, you didn't simply go to the original destination. If she complained, you could have dropped her off and gotten your food. I mean, did she have a gun to your head? I get that she's your friend, but she clearly isn't thinking about you, so why are you putting her feelings first?

anonymooos 3

Monday 1 September 2014 20:51

tickle my anus, slap my face, and call me sally, but you need to ditch em'

anonymooos 3

Monday 1 September 2014 20:51

tickle my anus, slap my face, and call me sally, but you need to ditch em'

foxmatrix15 8

Monday 1 September 2014 21:10

She saved u. Who eats McDonalds? You can now live longer.

genericfmluser 17

Monday 1 September 2014 22:16

Should have been like "you kids have fun, I want food" and went anyway.

ToxicTyrael 26

Monday 1 September 2014 22:46

Can't you just leave? Sucks though...

dragonrider1959 18

Monday 1 September 2014 23:22

She was their ride and she's too loyal a friend to do that unlike her "best friend"

LunarServant 10

Tuesday 2 September 2014 0:06

Third wheeled. That's harsh man :(

The_Big_Boss 20

Tuesday 2 September 2014 0:22

YDI if you stayed. You should have grown a pair and left

shinikageWolf 15

Tuesday 2 September 2014 0:37

Sits in back. Proceeds to play YouTube videos of crying babies. Without headphones.

SasquatchDeluxe 10

Tuesday 2 September 2014 1:05

Suggest a threesome. If he goes for it, you can back out and she'll be pissed at him for wanting it. Otherwise, just say you were kidding, but didn't appreciate being taken along for a ride.