Hands-on

By poolgirl789 - 03/09/2013 06:30 - United Kingdom - Bradford

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Today, I had to feed an elderly man in the care home in which I work while he was whacking off. Our work policy states that I have to pretend not to notice. FML
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_GoodGuy 11

Can't wait to reach old age, I can do anything I want ;)

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crazytwinsmom 25

I would think he'd be able to feed himself if he can whack off.

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Dswank620 18

That's ridiculous that it happens so often they have a policy for it..

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iluvpeanutbutter 22

Old people do weird, and often inappropriate, things. Maybe that's how he ended up in a home!

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AnthonyWheeler15 24

FYL definitely OP. This wasn't your fault and that rule seems a little, not right.

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RedPillSucks 31

Was it Jamaican night? Perhaps you should ask that they take the jerk chicken off the menu.

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TheDrifter 23

Maybe swap it for barbeque? Pulled pork anyone?

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perdix 29

I have got to read that policy manual! Usually, they are boring tomes with dress codes and Internet use rules. The masturbation section must be a hoot! I wonder what the staff reaction to an old lady's vibrator batteries dying should be -- supply new ones or tell them to use it in ***** mode?

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DrownedMyFish 18

This comment almost made me lose my lunch. Thanks for the images, Perdix.

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perdix 29

#32, you must be new here. The old hands here know not to eat and read FML at the same time . . . especially when the subject of old hands comes up.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

39- or we just get so desensitized nothing bothers us anymore. ;)

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starile 19

Most of us reading this are sittin' on the toilet, anyways. Am I right, folks? Am I right?

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Wakachulak 22

Jeez, you people are such wimps. I read FML during lunch and have no problems of the sort.

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seeoseek 18

Haha as a matter of fact I am right now!

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katnissmellark_fml 15

my mind is now tainted with disgusting images.....

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psiloveyou15 12

He's clearly taking advantage of company policy.

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Enslaved 36

You can't just come back when he's finish? Or does food make him horny? :P

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deusraps 8

i hope I get to be in a home like that. :)

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jw90 18

I'd let him finish, then come back.

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