Dogs, Poopoo peepee and Animals: Handful

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By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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By Caqtusmonkey - 25/08/2016 15:28 - United States - Arlington

Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML

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Chocolate chip

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 14:00

Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2019 06:00

Today, I was picking up after my dog with a poo baggie over my hand, like a mitten. Too bad the bottom ripped open and my bare hand poked through it just as I grabbed a big handful of steaming dog turd. FML

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By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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By itzcorinnelove - 18/08/2009 16:11 - United States

Today, I was walking my Aunt's dog to the park and I grabbed a few doggy bags to pick up the poop. As it turns out the bag had a small unoticable hole in it, that grew bigger as I fit my hand through it. I ended up using my hand to pick up the poop and didnt realize it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 08:13 - United States

Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML

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By AD240Z - 16/12/2016 11:39

Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML

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By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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By yikes - 02/03/2013 15:32 - United States

Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML

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Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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janise 2

Monday 19 October 2009 20:06

I think many people are missing the point that the OP didn't know what was in the dog's mouth. Part of being a responsible dog owner is ensuring the dog doesn't consume something that could make them ill. Unfortunately, sometimes that means taking something out of their mouths.

SirSantpoort 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 8:01

Maybe because if it was something dangerous the dog coukd suffocate, idiot?

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janise 2

Monday 19 October 2009 20:06

EmoKidsFail 0

Monday 19 October 2009 20:42

this has happened to me.... people who are wondering why the op did this should consider that maybe they don't know the whole situation. when it happened to me, its cause my dog has serious stomach/bowel problems and ive paid thousands of dollars over and over because of her eating stuff off the ground.

123e3 0

Monday 19 October 2009 20:54

FAKE! dog's don't eat other dogs' shit. they don't eat anything that is harmful to them

CrumbFlicker 0

Monday 19 October 2009 21:35

Oh they do. My dog does, just to make the point that she gets anything that she can pick up in her mouth.

lollsazz 0

Monday 19 October 2009 21:35

dumbass! many dogs eat shit. our dogs liked to eat their shit frozen when it was winter, and they also loved cat shit... ew. that's the reasson i never liked dogs to lick my face... and actually any parts of my body. often dogs eat things things like that to make themselves throw up if they feel that they should

osnd 0

Monday 19 October 2009 22:37

Dogs don't know what is harmful to them. My dog loves to find grapes and chocolate. Both of which are deadly. And who said poo is harmful to them? My dog eats it all the time and is still alive.

fmylifelooser 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 7:48

#30, your kinda really stupid. I'm assuming you don't have a dog...?

onyxindigo 0

Monday 19 October 2009 23:22

MY dog does this too.. It's not a big deal, wash your hands when you get home. Not hard. It's not FYL, that's just what you get for owning a dog. You should have known what you were getting into before you bought one. #30, are you ******* retarded ? Dogs eat EVERYTHING.

Switch85 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 0:23

Stupid people piss me off. #30, are you ******* retarted? You obviously don't have a dog and know nothing about them. My dog's fav food is cat shit and chocolate - Which in case you didn't know is VERY harmful - and cat shit would go under the eat "anything" category.

beethoven_fml 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 0:54

hahahahaha

rutzy342 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 2:30

Anybody else realize how a bunch of the new FMLs are coming from Nord-Pas-de-Calais. This started maybe 6 weeks ago. O_O

unlucky93_fml 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 2:57

k its really annoying how there are so many fmls about poop and crap. seriously? there are adults complaining about POOP. you can easily wash it off. it is NOT that big a deal, and honestly its your fault for being a dumb bitch! hahaha:)