Animals: Chocolate chip

Chocolate chip

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 14:00

Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML

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By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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Yummy

By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I decided to snack on some MandM's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my MandM's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the MandM off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an MandM. It was a dead beetle. FML

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By Caqtusmonkey - 25/08/2016 15:28 - United States - Arlington

Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2016 21:25

Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML

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By MonsieurH - 03/04/2014 07:44 - France - Perros-guirec

Today, my dog wouldn't stop pestering me while I was eating some chocolate mousse. I tried to get him to leave me alone for a bit by pretending to throw the mousse far away. The pot stayed in my hand, but I covered the furniture in chocolate mousse. My dog enjoyed cleaning it up. FML

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By crimsoncon - 25/11/2011 10:24

Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML

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Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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Best gift ever

By Vanessa - 04/02/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, my toddler gave me what I thought was a ball of melted chocolate. I held it and sniffed it to be sure… It was a freaking ball of her poop. FML

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By jlujan00 - 18/11/2015 23:40 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I cleaned up the dog poop from around the back yard. This is how I discovered that my dog's favorite snack appears to be used condoms. FML

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bl3ur0z3 17

Friday 29 November 2019 14:58

You ate off the floor? YDI

ojosRojos 28

Friday 29 November 2019 17:22

Could’ve just thrown it away...

Comments

bl3ur0z3 17

Friday 29 November 2019 14:58

You ate off the floor? YDI

Ksweety_fml 27

Friday 29 November 2019 17:18

So, how shit taste?

123Puppy 33

Friday 29 November 2019 17:22

You’re disgusting...You should’ve just cleaned it up...

ojosRojos 28

Friday 29 November 2019 17:22

Could’ve just thrown it away...

Sady_Ct 37

Friday 29 November 2019 18:16

Don’t eat shit off the floor! YTDI

shannon2348 14

Friday 29 November 2019 22:07

Chocolate is not good for dogs but it is not poisonous.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 30 November 2019 0:50

Depends on the quantity consumed.

alycion 38

Saturday 30 November 2019 4:16

Depends on type, amount consumed, and weight of the dog. But in no world is a tiny piece of semi sweet milk chocolate going to kill a dog on its own. Pet MD even has a chocolate toxicity meter. I get the thought process though. I don’t get eating off of the floor with pets though. Even if I just washed them with bleach.