Poopoo peepee and Kids: Handful

Handful

By Abeille - 17/03/2011 00:50 - Canada

Today, I thought I'd take my little sister to the park. After getting bored of playing on the climbers, she thought it would be funny to throw some mud at me; too bad mud wasn’t the only chunky brown stuff on the ground. FML

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You deserved it 3 935

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2013 19:35 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 904

You deserved it 6 021

By IRum - 11/08/2011 08:45 - Russian Federation

Today, my three year old sister asked me to go to the amusement park with her. Since I was late for work, I politely refused and said we'd go tomorrow. She punched me in the nuts so hard that I could barely walk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 107

You deserved it 5 474

By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 973

You deserved it 3 848

The Bathtub Incident

By Katie - 17/09/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 901

You deserved it 124

By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 23:18 - United States

Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 718

You deserved it 21 313

Ringing those bells

By Anonymous - 24/08/2022 04:00

Today, I was at the water slide with my two sisters. As we got to the top, my sister wanted me to go first. As soon as I went to go down the slide, she lamped me right in the balls from behind, and pushed me down the slide. My other sister kneed me in the same spot 5 minutes later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 966

You deserved it 115

Nutshot

By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 152

You deserved it 118

By Eponine13 - 05/06/2019 22:00

Today, I thought it would be fun to climb a tree. My older sister also thought it would be fun to set the tree on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 948

You deserved it 178

By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, my little sister was playing with her building blocks. All of a sudden, she began to cry and held her finger out to me. Assuming she had hurt it, I kissed it better, and tasted something odd on my lips. Turns out she wasn't hurt, she was crying because she had touched cat vomit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 804

You deserved it 9 076

Fresh air

By Ceecee - 22/03/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk in the park. I was enjoying the fresh air until my dog spotted a squirrel and took off running. I ended up getting dragged through the mud and had to walk home covered in dirt and scratches. FML

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You deserved it 235

perdix 29

Thursday 17 March 2011 8:20

That's pretty crappy -- your sister's a real little shit. So, what was the brown chunky stuff?

InnocentLies 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 8:20

That stinks.

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krez 20

Thursday 17 March 2011 14:23

Poop FTW! That'll get me through the day.

nwoodle 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 16:24

Slap tha shyt out of her

kykyshay 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 3:19

you probably shouldn't say you like weed on the Internet...

TayonaC 10

Sunday 20 March 2011 4:12

you probably should mind your own business

Hawkcody1958 1

Thursday 17 March 2011 16:31

awwwwwwww shit!!!!!!!!!

CaptainAwesome2 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 22:49

Omg Homer Simpson making out with himself!!!

CaptainAwesome2 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 22:51

DUCKFACEALERTDUCKFACEALERTDUCKFACEALERT

CaptainAwesome2 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 22:55

Btw, I'm not criticising your actual face... Unless your face is permanently stuck in duck face. If that's the case, I'm so sorry.

Tonecapon 0

Friday 18 March 2011 19:02

that's good shit right there

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Friday 18 March 2011 22:32

that's just disgusting

Pinklady1_fml 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 0:52

ewewww haha

sad_emo_foster 0

Friday 1 April 2011 21:06

Wow at least I am not the only one with a small sibling that does stupid shit like that:)

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Today, I got out of bed and went downstairs in my boxers to get a glass of water. I entered the kitchen and said hi to my visiting mother-in-law, who smiled. Only after a good ten minutes did she decide to tell me that my knob was hanging from a gap in my boxers. FML

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You deserved it 6 703

Today, I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seeing. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML

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You deserved it 107 032

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Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML

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You deserved it 3 937

Today, the shy girl in my class decided to bring a cake to share with everyone, since it was her birthday. Excited about the cake, I got everybody to sing "happy birthday" for her, only to realize too late that nobody in the class know her name, myself included. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 148

You deserved it 44 920

Today, my mom wants me to get an exorcism because piercings, tattoos, my own car, my own career, moving out of her house, and wanting zero contact with her from now on are "sure signs of demonic possession", maybe even the influence of Lucifer himself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 878

You deserved it 117

Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML

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You deserved it 40 081

Today, my cat has made a habit of waking me and my husband up every morning by meowing in front of our bedroom door until we get up. This morning, I finally got her to stop, so I went back to bed hoping to sleep in for a while… Only to be kept awake by my husband’s snoring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 713

You deserved it 140

Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML

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You deserved it 1 102

Handful

Same thing different taste

The Bathtub Incident

Ringing those bells

Nutshot

Fresh air

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